Cats don't care

[Oeditpus Rex]

You can have cervical discs floatin' around your knees so that it hurts to freakin' blink, and they're still doin' big cat eyes at ya.

"Feed me."

"Scratch my tummy."

"Clean my box."

"Balance my checkbook."

"Get my commodities broker on the phone."

:eyes:

[Floogeldy]

1. Oh, no. Ha ha ha. They care about making your life miserable.

They live for it. Are you kidding me?

[caty]

2. They sense that you

don't feel well and keep testing you just to assure themselves.


Which cat should I talk to for stock tips?:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Not mine

She bought 30,000 shares in Ford Motor Co.

Had to file Chapter 11 to stay out of the poorcathouse.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I draw the line at balancing their checking accounts.

So I got them an iMac and installed Quicken for them, but by God after all that they will have to handle their finances themselves. Unfortunately they tend to blow all their money on catnip and sparkly balls.

[u4ic]

4. What you're saying is....

the cat's got a wife. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. And what *you're* saying

deeply wounds me. :cry:



Because it's so true.

[reyd reid reed]

7. Awww, she does care about you

She wants to make sure you feel needed. And to make sure you understand -- very clearly -- who's boss.

(sorry your back hurts)

[Haole Girl]

8. Cats rule...

[khashka]

9. I still think Sheri Tepper said it best

"Cats don't give a fuck about religion or much of anything else"
"If you want to see what contempt looks like - watch a cat watching you"


Khash.

[LisaL]

10. Mine just sit under the bed all day.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. They do care...But they realize that 90% of our troubles are due to

our inability to get over our selves.

They offer us the opportunity to think of someone else for a change. :)

[mykpart]

12. Are you talking about cats or husbands?

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Weeelllllllll...

I ain't got no husband, so I dunno.

But it's probably the same thing.

[grasswire]

19. have you visited cattown?

http://www.spatch.net/cattown/cast.html

[RevCheesehead]

14. Yeah, but all it takes is one face-licking....

and you're putty in her hands. :P

Are you feeling poorly? Hope not. :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Well, I ain't feelin' goodly

Tweaked my back today mowin' the lawn. It was already tender; I got some discs out of alignment, I think. Then one of the mower wheels hit a fence post and jerked my neck a little bit.

Doesn't hurt so much as it feels tender and fragile, though.

[RevCheesehead]

16. Awww, I'm so sorry.

Got any bubble bath? Heating pad? Vicodin? Masseuse?

A gentle :hug: for you. Feel better.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Got Vikes and a vibrating cushion

Both will be employed in the very near future. :bounce:



BTW — great to see ya. :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

18. A vibrating cushion?

No wonder Lucy is ticked at you. She thinks you're replacing her!

It's good to see you, too. :hug::loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

20. Cats are pure LOVE!

A little demanding but worth it.

Careful ~ don't let Lucy trip you while she is rubbing herself all over you. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Not a problem

She plays keys. Doesn't move around much. :D

[In_The_Wind]

22. Our non-human friends can be so comforting.

Even when they're being demanding.



However ~ We do have ways of showing them love too.

[riona]

23. Some cats don't have it so good

[bridgit]

24. tim says, "whatever, just keep your hands off the clicker..."

[MissMillie]

25. Funny, when I'm sick in bed

the cats just surround me on the bed... nice and close.

It's almost like they know I need them.