Y'know those 'God' billboards?

[Oeditpus Rex]

I think we can probably come up with some stuff for 'em that a true god would be more likely to say, huh? :bounce:



Stop using My name to further your asshatted agendas. You're pissin' me off.

~God

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Oeditpus Rex!

Ooooh, I like THAT!

Who can put it up for us? :yourock: :woohoo:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. My brother sent me this a while back...enjoy :) (scroll down)

http://www.alabamaatheist.org/awareness/billboards.htm

[ChoralScholar]

3. My favorite:

"I'm suing you idiots for libel." - God

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. I kinda liked

"When both sides ask me to help them win a war, I usually flip a coin." - God

[In_The_Wind]

10. I liked the billboards so much that I submitted an entry.

:hi:

[Hissyspit]

11. I like this one:

"With me AND the dog watching, I'm surprised you two can do it at all..." - God

[Hissyspit]

14. And this:

"Oh, a holiday near the Winter Solstice, how original!" - Ancient Pagans

And this:

"The Council of Nicaea was wrong." - God

[CanuckAmok]

4. Thou Shalt Not...

...Use the Passing Lane For Anything But Passing, Lest I smite Your Ass.

[JVS]

5. Praise the LORD!

[mduffy31]

8. ...and pass the ammunition!!!

Sorry I had to do it.

[Jazz2006]

9. Somebody had to do it....

I just got here too late :)

[NMMNG]

7. "What part of 'Judge Not' didn't you understand?"

:shrug:

[Vidar]

20. Perfect riposte.

[wildhorses]

12. ........

Read my lips: LOVE ONE ANOTHER

or how about


God IS coming and boy is SHE pissed!!!

[In_The_Wind]

13. ~

It's kinda hard to read the lips of something that doesn't exist.
How long do you think it's gonna take everyone to figure that out. :shrug:

[wildhorses]

15. OMFG....

:rofl:




I love you
:hug:



I do not know how to explain it cos it involves stuff like the 100 monkey theory and quantom physics and simultaniety and other big words that make me sleepy...just trust me on this THERE is a GOD



if for no other reason ....trust me

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Bwaaaah!

"and other big words that make me sleepy."

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

17. psst

I was an investigator for child protective services - no there isn't.

[Random_Australian]

18. Quantum Physics good. Non simultaneity good. No God inherit, however.

There is no evidence or scientific reason to believe in God.

Edit: Go ahead. Believe anyway. Just because it is not scientific doesn't mean She isn't there or that your beliefs are invalid.

[mduffy31]

21. Do you think

...does anyone remeber when the movie "Dogma" came out. I bet you that most of those people were pissed because god was a woman in that movie.

[6000eliot]

19. God is a smug prick, isn't he?

[rustydog]

22. George Bush: thou shalt not use bad intelligence