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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:13 AM
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Who wants to fuck and fight?
And which do you want to do first?
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:14 AM
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1. It's probably more fun the other way around.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:16 AM
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4. Make up sex!!
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:17 AM
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6. Well, yeah....
but usually it's called masturbation. :blush:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:16 AM
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5. Or...
you could fuck, fight, then fuck again...make up sex!! :bounce:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:18 AM
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8. Now THAT'S a plan!!
:bounce::bounce:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:27 AM
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11. Just don't give your lover
the little vanilla ice cream cup with the plastic spoon...:-(

It could only go downhill from there...:cry:












Rev must know what I'm referring to...
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:29 AM
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14. Color me ignorant.
And around here, the little ice creams come with a tiny wooden "spoon" (more like a paddle).
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:34 AM
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16. answer: David's brother
Edited on Tue May-02-06 01:49 AM by u4ic
Simon, who dumped Geraldine after a steamy fling...he broke it off over him eating a vanilla ice cream cup with the plastic spoon from G's monstrous freezer. She wanted it back from him. :thumbsup:



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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:14 AM
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2. Five, four,
Three...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:15 AM
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3. IN!
Hmmm... Make-up Sex vs. Angry Sex.




Decisions, decisions... :dilemma:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:18 AM
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7. Well,
It stands to reason that angry sex could lead to make up sex...

Best of both.

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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:27 AM
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12. You expect much of me
Physically and emotionally, in terms of turnaround time.

I ain't a NASCAR pit crew, y'know. :evilfrown:

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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:33 AM
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15. Well, might as well aim high
And low. And just see what comes up.

And just think...

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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:22 AM
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9. My wife, I hope!
(IBTL!)
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:22 AM
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10. Count me in
I could use either right now.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:28 AM
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13. I got the fighting bit out of the way this weekend
and sadly the rest isn't an option at the moment. :( So I guess I have to take a pass.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 01:37 AM
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17. After the past 4 or 5 days, I'd just like to sit down in a chair and....
...relax.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 02:22 AM
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18. Locking
No sex threads.
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