NOW...Tom thinks that Katie is too fat to be a beautiful bride

[Sannum]

:crazy:

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=181291622&p=y8yz9z3z8

[JohnKleeb]

1. LTFBN

Leave the fucking bastard now.

[terrya]

4. Penelope Cruz learned in time to run away from him.

Sadly, it's now more complicated with Katie. Poor dear just didn't know what she was getting into.

[JohnKleeb]

5. Seems like she was all excite about

LIKE OH MY GOD I AM DATING TOM CRUISE. Wouldn't it be weird to go out with the person you had a celeb crush on a a kid? I know I wouldn't want go out with some of the women I had celeb crushes on as a kid. Katie's going to join Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman as people who have left the weird and won't come out of Stan's closet Tom Cruise.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Time to get R. Kelly on the case, methinks.

[JohnKleeb]

10. HEY SOUTH PARK IS RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA

;)
Definely get R Kelly on the scene and John Travolta too.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Then colour me Freeped, haha.

That episode was great.

[JohnKleeb]

12. haahhaha

Pure genius. and I pull out my gun!
It's even more funny that my five year old brother now won't stop babbling about Tom Cruise and R Kelly.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Have you ever seen the R. Kelly one-man performance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFDtNQX4t7M&search=trapped%20in%20the%20closet

Also, notes on Trapped in the Closet courtesy of Something Awful: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

Comedic genius on all levels.

[JohnKleeb]

18. NO but Ive actually seen in trapped in the closet

That is hilarious.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. And she stays with this controlling, misogynic bastard WHY?

:eyes:

[Orsino]

3. 'Cause it's in the contract? n/t

[Left Is Write]

6. It's advisable to wait a few weeks after giving birth before starting

an exercise regimen.

It's been two weeks. Her dad's right - she should not be doing vigorous exercise yet.

[MissMillie]

8. Most doctors advise not going back to work for 6 weeks

I imagine that a woman would require AT LEAST that before returning to strenuous exercise.

She could put the baby in the stroller and go for a walk... that would be ok.

[Left Is Write]

14. I agree.

[In_The_Wind]

7. This is ridiculous!

[LaraMN]

13. She's too fat to be a bride, he's too gay to be a groom..

it should all work out swimmingly!;-)

[caty]

16. >>>

:rofl: :hi:

[ForrestGump]

17. IF this is true

(always a big 'if'), Tommy Boy is revealing himself to be a prize a**hole. She may be not at her most slender now, but she can always lose weight -- he'll always be a midget.

[texanwitch]

19. I rather be fat then a dirty old man Tom.

How old is Tom.

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. I wonder what he is going to do about his BIG FAT HEAD?

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Well, I think Tom Cruise

is too much the ignorant, judgemental, arrogant, shit-for-brains fucksink asspipe to live.

So there.

[DS1]

24. Aren't you being a big judgemental?

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Touché

I plead guilty and throw myself upon the mercy of the Lounge.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

28. Would you like me to embroider that

into a pillow for you? I'll be making one for myself as well.

[miss_american_pie]

22. Good lord where is that girl's mother?

:grr:

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. Tom Cruise is a Fucknugget!

Thanks to ZombieNixon for that lovely word :rofl: :hi: :loveya:

[Saphire]

25. Katie is to fat, Tom is to wierd...Katie can loose weight, but .......

[LSK]

26. OMG!! THIS IS HUGH!!!!111

:crazy:

[Sanity Claws]

29. Enough of this crap and she'll come to her senses

I hope. All signs are there that he would be a cold, judgmental, controlling hubby. Please wake up, Katie