My wife made me watch "Battlefield Earth" last night

[jmowreader]

We're watchin' Joe tonight, I'm here to tell ya.

When you put in a movie and the first thing you see is "Produced by the Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company," you know you're in trouble.

It wasn't QUITE as shitty as "War of the Worlds," but that was the worst movie ever made, so "not quite as bad" ain't sayin' much.

[johnnie]

1. Isn't that considered spousal abuse?

:shrug:

[terrya]

9. I'd almost consider filing for divorce over that.

Yikes

[Swede]

2. It was ok.

War of the Worlds is on my favorite movie list from last year.

[commander bunnypants]

3. the book was a lot better

CB

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. Yeah, War of the Worlds stunk.

I thought it would when I walked in, and I sure called that one.

[Left Is Write]

5. What did you do to deserve such punishment?

[jmowreader]

6. I think it was over that fart I cut in the fertilizer aisle

When you drown out the aroma of the cow shit, you know you're in trouble...

[sarge43]

7. You poor thing.

That was one dumb ass movie.

[REP]

8. I Think That's Grounds For Divorce in Some States

I'm so, so sorry (though I admit, I kind of like your wife's mean streak).

[flamingyouth]

10. I thought it was funny

For about 15 minutes. Then it was painful to watch.