You're alone in a room with Tom Cruise. What do you say to him?

[madinmaryland]

STFU, Tom!

[ohiosmith]

1. I thought you'd be taller.

[marigold20]

24. Good one!

nt

[El Fuego]

2. Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist?

YOU NEED TO BE ON DRUGS!!!

[madinmaryland]

5. BWAHAHAHA

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Fly a few rounds,

then move me outta here. ;)

[SOteric]

4. As little as possible.

I'm quite comfortable with silence. I suspect he's not.

[Richard Steele]

6. "XENU sent me. I have some secret messages for you"

"But first, I need you to give me all your credit cards as a show of faith"

[Polly Hennessey]

7. Cruise

Go away.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. I PULL OUT MY GUN!

Tell me why you in the closet, or else I'm gonna shoot someone!

Ahhh, classic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT6yhrTp8WM

[JohnKleeb]

11. I am gonna cap some bitch

hahhhahahah

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Haha, man, I've watched that at least a dozen times today alone...

And I can't stop laughing at it.

[JohnKleeb]

25. Its impossible not to

R. Kelly is a classic no matter where you go. He's fallen a long way since I believe I can fly which I believe now in retrospect was about flying from the law.

[ghostsofgiants]

26. In the spirit of the evening...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVu_D7qfQWA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CubdujWMo

(I <3 YouTube.)

[JohnKleeb]

30. Score

Thanks

[qnr]

9. Thanks for driving holier-than-thou, self-righteous types insane n/t

[frankenforpres]

40. keep singing it

i would tell him to keep doing what he is doing, because even though i think he is wrong with the how far out he goes, i think he is generally coorect about the overmedicating of children

[devilgrrl]

10. When are you going to learn how to act?

You git!

[Sannum]

13. "Tom, even my gayest friends would fuck Nicole Kidman"

And

"here is the number for a good shrink..PLEASE GO"

And

When does the mother ship take off?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. I would fuck Nicole Kidman and I'm gay.

I'm gay in the lesbian way though, so it doesn't really help your point.

(Sometimes, you just feel like making a pointless post).

:hi:

[AngryAmish]

14. Nothing

I think it is rude to say something bad to someone you don't know. (Unless on line. Then I'm a big, tough man.)

[MissMillie]

16. I'm w/ you

If you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. Hi, psychopath!

;)

[Shakespeare]

17. "You're creepy. And I don't mean that in a good way." n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. "Hey everyone was right. You are a fag!"

Before people jump on me, I'm gay. I'd just like to see his head explode with that one. I also know a few people that have worked with him/met him. They all said he was nice in person (although this was before he went all crazy) but they all thought he was gay.

[blondeatlast]

19. Nothing, but I would shrug my shoulders, sigh, and shake my head sadly. nt

[TallahasseeGrannie]

21. Nice to meet you. Now go away.

[xchrom]

22. drop trou.

[henslee]

23. Pilots like you get other pilots killed Maverick!

[Guava Jelly]

27. Its a science fiction novel not a religon!!!!!!

Geesh..
btw I am a solid athiest

[trof]

28. Could you pass the salt, please?

Thanks.

[ZombieNixon]

29. Nothing.

I have no interest in talking to Tom Cruise. :shrug:

[Blue_Tires]

31. i guess i'm the only person that would actually ask about his movies

but in all honesty; if Tom Cruise was here in my house right now, i'd either ask him for 1. Money or 2. a job

[progmom]

32. nothing

...like when a friend of mine picked up Ted Nugent from the side of the road where his car had overheated. He pretended he had no idea who he had just picked up, and could tell Nuge was getting more and more agitated. Finally, after they had driven for about 10 minutes, Nuge blurted out: "So uh....do you know who I am????" My friend said: "Yup." And that was the end of the conversation. Nuge fumed for the rest of the ride. :D

[Blue_Tires]

33. bloody brilliant

if that's true, your boy gets major props for that

[Arugula Latte]

38. Oh, man.

Your friend is my new hero (well, next to the superior Stephen Colbert). :toast:

[Arkham House]

34. "My Dad was a friend of L. Ron Hubbard..."

...which is true, by the way...always said he was the most charming man he ever jnew, but he wouldn't trust him as far as his fingernails would grow in a month...

[LiberalEsto]

35. "You know, Tom, you're a total

asshole. I can't believe you're dumb enough to go for that Scientology crap."

[MrSlayer]

36. "Bartender was a great movie."

He says "The movie is called cocktail."

I say "Whatever you dipshit."

[Missy Vixen]

37. "Give Katie Holmes sole custody of the baby, and get some help,"

Like that's going to happen.

Julie

[NNadir]

39. I tiptoe out of the room without saying anything.

I'm not comfortable around crazy people anymore.

[Deja Q]

41. You may have a larger bank account, but...

:hide:

[madrchsod]

42. if i convert to Scientology

do i get the hottest women on the planet to live with me?

[AmyDeLune]

43. Nothing, I'm clawing at the door trying to get out! n/t

[rustydog]

44. What are you doing in my closet/ Tom come out of the closet!