People. Why are you posting on DU? The Maury show is on!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

With Todd Newton, E! Entertainment Reporter!!!!!

:bounce:
:bounce:
:bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. So are the Giants and Padres

And I can see the teevee from here. :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. But it's TODD NEWTON!!!

E! Entertainment reporter!! Opportunities like this don't come along that often.

[SOteric]

3. 'Cause DS1 is on DU,

and he's WAY more fun than Maury.

Well, also, I'm at work and they frown on watching television here.

[In_The_Wind]

4. Awww

That's sweet.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I'd rather post to DS1, too!!!

But, he never responds to my posts. He thinks I am stalking him.

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. He doesn't do DNA tests to find out "who my baby daddy?"

Therefore, he is not as fun as Maury. :thumbsdown:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. And, I have yet to see DS1 do a show asking if the

model is a man or woman. Or a show about super kids. Or one where a person who has lost 6000 pounds gets revenge on their 8th grade tormentors. So, you are right. He is nowhere near as fun as Maury.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. They could do a show together.

Do a sex test on matcom -- nobody who rides that scooter can actually be biologically male.

[DS1]

24. Only if it's by dropping that 6000 pounds on them from the top

of a building, ala David Letterman

[SOteric]

18. True, but

Maury's sleep-filled voice doesn't turn my insides to molten Jell-O.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5099528&mesg_id=5100399

So again, DS1 is WAY more fun than Maury. :thumbsup:

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. "Cleaning the manbox?"

:puke:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Okay, SO, inquiring minds want to know.

Exactly what type of accent does he have?

[SOteric]

32. He has no noticeable accent, though, every now and again,

when he's had a few too many and his inhibitions have been cast to the wind, traces of a Yorkshire accent do indeed creep into his speech.

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Wow. That's hot.

She says in her best Paris Hilton voice.

:hide:

[ghostsofgiants]

29. I thought DS1 uually WAS the baby daddy.

[terrya]

5. That's ALMOST tempting, but "Jeopardy" is on.

Sorry Maury.

[djeseru]

7. I'm wasting time in-between GOPisEvil's emails.

And the TV is downstairs. :)

Edit for nothing.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Sigh. GOPisEvil.

What a great guy. You be lucky, darlin'.

[djeseru]

15. :sigh: Yes.

I've been incredibly lucky to have come across such a guy. :blush:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. And the reverse is also true.

:hi:

[underpants]

8. Really? What do today's 14 year old hookers have to say?

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/24/media.sex.harassment.reut/

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Who cares about that. Are you coming to the meetup?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5101835&mesg_id=5102443


Bring Josie Underbaby!!!!!

[underpants]

17. Yes

:bounce:

[Orsino]

9. Sell Povich.

Insider tip.

[swag]

16. I was watching Maury's old noon show in DC years ago

when Maury asked a heart transplant expert how long it would be before brain transplants became commonplace.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I wonder what he and Connie talk about in bed.

No, I don't.

[JohnKleeb]

21. "Hey Connie you know my dad's name was Shirley"

You know that sort of thing.
With apologies to Shirley Povich who was one of hte better sportswriters.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Yeah, but his name was Shirley.

That's a girl's name.

[JohnKleeb]

23. Which was my point

Maury's dad has a girl's name, ha-ha.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. That explains why Maury's a talk show host instead of a baseball player.

:thumbsdown:

[JohnKleeb]

28. If Maury played baseball

We would know the identities of all of Mickey Mantle and Billy Martin's kids by now.

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Especially the ones they had with each other.

:o

[JohnKleeb]

31. I'd feel mighty bad for that baby

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. It's okay. He's too drunk to know that he's ugly.

:)

[JohnKleeb]

35. and too drunk to realize that he lost his job for Steinbrenenr

...........for the one hundred brazillionith time.

[KamaAina]

36. The results are in...

Midlo, you ARE the father! :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

39. Dude. I am not a guy.

[Left Is Write]

37. No, it's not! It's not on for 23 more minutes!

I can't stand Todd Newton!

He's an idiot!

And a bad game show host!

Why am I shouting everything!

[philosophie_en_rose]

38. what-evah! what-evah! I do whuh I wawnt!