NMDemDist2
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Tue May-02-06 05:53 PM
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decoding Real Estate speak |
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so am I right by thinking the phrase "This house has a lot of character" is Real Estate speak for "This place is old and dirty" ??
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Tue May-02-06 05:57 PM
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1. It means outdated or questionable decor, paneling on the walls... |
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and an overgrown backyard.
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Tue May-02-06 05:58 PM
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2. Oh good, now I know how to advertise this house when we sell. |
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'Cause yeah, it's all wood panel and mirrors. Very very 70's.
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Tue May-02-06 08:48 PM
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13. i had a house like that in Sacto |
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we just painted everything white
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Tue May-02-06 06:01 PM
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3. ROFL, well there's plenty of yard in 7 acres |
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and there is paneling in the very dark pictures and I can't see a freaking Dishwasher in the kitchen either
but 7 acres! that might hide a lot of sins.........
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Tue May-02-06 06:02 PM
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4. "great for commuters" or "easy freeway access" = |
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"right under an overpass"
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Tue May-02-06 06:03 PM
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5. LOL! I'm using that phrase on this house |
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Edited on Tue May-02-06 06:04 PM by AZDemDist6
and I'll have you know we are at least 200 yards from the freeway!!!
you can only hear the traffic at night!
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Tue May-02-06 10:35 PM
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I shat you not.
Looking for a new place now.
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Tue May-02-06 06:04 PM
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6. Possibly, or that's it's otherwise eccentricly decorated |
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Old World Charm might also mean old and dirty.
Character could mean purple paint and red carpet. :shrug:
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Tue May-02-06 06:06 PM
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7. well the one bedroom looks suspiously burgundy in one pic |
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so you may be on to something!
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Tue May-02-06 06:13 PM
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9. I really like colors on walls BUT... |
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have also seen some real estate ads with some really funky color choices. Sometimes the paint is just gorgeous and would be a real selling point for me, but other times I just think "eeeewww!"
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Tue May-02-06 08:54 PM
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16. You should have seen this one place... |
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I saw when I was looking in 2002.
Holy MOTHER I couldn't believe it....
One bedroom had the aqua and coral themed crap from the 80s "Southwestern" thing. Another bedroom was gold and olive wallpaper with horses' heads (YES, HORSES HEADS!). The one bathroom was deep red and green tartan plaid.
The kitchen had the cheesy old beaten up wooden cabinets with the 60s type pulls, and the awful sculpted molding...
This house should have been burned and the lot reused. It was THAT bad.
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Tue May-02-06 09:04 PM
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18. that sounds pretty dang bad for sure |
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I don't mind awful paint, but I hate wallpaper. It's so hard to remove and makes such a mess and takes so long
Throwing paint up is easy but wallpaper UGH!
but my first house had this ghastly wallpaper with HUGE yellow flowers on a kelly green background
I demo'd the whole thing and started over :rofl:
the only thing I saved was the cool deco style tub, everything else went including all the walls, the window, the toilet, the sink and vanity
nothing was worth saving in that mess
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Tue May-02-06 09:11 PM
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Throwing paint up sounds like a physical impossibility, but I might pay to see that!
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Tue May-02-06 09:12 PM
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"Sedona Sand"
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Tue May-02-06 09:19 PM
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Tue May-02-06 06:09 PM
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8. Another I like is "Handyman's special" |
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As in "with all the money you will spend making this place livable, the handyman you hire will feel special driving around in his new Mercedes, paid for by you and your house."
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Tue May-02-06 07:29 PM
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12. yeah, the place I'm looking at has no Dishwasher or even garbage |
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disposal!!
that's $1000 right there to install.....
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Tue May-02-06 06:17 PM
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10. "Cozy" means tiny. "It won't last long" means it's about to collapse. |
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Tue May-02-06 07:28 PM
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"it's about to collapse"
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Tue May-02-06 09:03 PM
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17. "cozy" means that when you turn around |
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your gluteus rubs the opposing wall.
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Tue May-02-06 09:05 PM
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19. that's more than "cozy", that's a "perfect dollhouse!" |
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Tue May-02-06 09:26 PM
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Edited on Tue May-02-06 09:28 PM by Gormy Cuss
or stooped and brushing the opposing wall as it were. :rofl:
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Tue May-02-06 08:50 PM
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14. That's one explanation. Another is that it is the site of a horrific |
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Tue May-02-06 08:51 PM
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15. hmmmm, wonder if that's why they need an extra 30 days to move |
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and what's with that?? you want the escrow time AND an additional 30 days to move???
what a maroon!
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Tue May-02-06 09:08 PM
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20. Same for "has a lot of possibility".. |
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... yeah, but I was looking for some actuality :)
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Tue May-02-06 09:13 PM
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23. That means it's a tear down. nt |
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Tue May-02-06 09:13 PM
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24. my ex once told his brother he married me for my "potential" |
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any guess why he's now the "ex"
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Tue May-02-06 09:17 PM
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Tue May-02-06 09:33 PM
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28. expect to put every dime you saved on the selling price into upgrades |
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:sigh:
I hate househunting, packing, selling my house,
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Tue May-02-06 09:56 PM
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29. "Pride of Ownership Neighborhood" means your neighbors will sue you if |
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your dog takes a piss on their lawn and it turns into a brown, dry circle a week later.
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Tue May-02-06 10:18 PM
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34. we have lots of HOA here, luckily none where I'm moving n/t |
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Tue May-02-06 09:57 PM
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30. "Great Starter Home" means that the day you move in, you will be dreaming |
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of moving out of this godawful place.
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Tue May-02-06 10:13 PM
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32. cuz it's so small your 2 bedroom apartment furniture won't all fit |
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Tue May-02-06 09:58 PM
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31. "A great place to raise children" means there are 325 screaming kids |
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within a half-mile radius.
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Tue May-02-06 10:17 PM
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I can pass on that one.....
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Tue May-02-06 10:53 PM
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36. It could mean it's haunted... |
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buy the ghosts of the people the previous owner buried in the basement.
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Tue May-02-06 11:20 PM
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37. Yeah... "Homeowners Association" means you are forced to pay each month |
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a ransom to a few middle-aged people who don't have jobs and have absolutely NO LIFE of their own and spend their time obsessing over your life, whether you have a shampoo bottle showing on the bathroom window sill, whether your front hedge encroaches a half inch over the sidewalk, creating an "obstruction," the dates and hours that you left your garage door open, etc. And then bring this up with you at the next monthly meeting.
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Wed May-03-06 07:16 PM
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38. ROFL, ain't it the truth?? n/t |
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Wed May-03-06 07:47 PM
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39. "Just needs your special touch" |
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means "the jackasses who live here now wouldn't know taste if it bit them in the ass."
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Thu May-04-06 07:32 AM
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40. our RE guy came by yesterday and kept commenting on the Art work |
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how nice it was and how tasteful. he had a real surprised, wondering tone to his voice.
makes me wonder what he usually sees.....
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Thu May-04-06 09:13 AM
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41. Well, that's the essence of my character, too. n/t |
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