God, my microwave is ineffective!

[ZombieNixon]

It's taking over eight minutes to cook something that should've been done in six. :grr:

Hurry the fuck up, damn it, I'm hungry! :banghead:

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Sounds like it's time for

"Drop it from a 6-story Tower".

[Mutley]

3. That's always a fun game.

[ZombieNixon]

6. In my case, it's more like 10.

:7

[Mutley]

9. Do it!

You can never lose in the Drop Stuff Off The 10th Story game. :bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

10. You can if it's really your roommmate's microwave.

:( The fridge is really mine, but that works well. :shrug:

[Mutley]

12. You could always drop your headphones.

:D

[ZombieNixon]

15. Yeah, but that won't make much of an impact.

I've thrown a computer off a roof. :D After that, nothing else seems as much fun. :(

[Mutley]

19. A computer, eh?

I wish I'd been there. x(

[ZombieNixon]

20. I have it on video somewhere.

It was fun. :D

[Mutley]

23. Now I wanna do it.

I think my computer might get mad at me.



I just might have some stuff of the ex's... :evilgrin:

[qnr]

2. Hah! I knew this was just an excuse to use the word again! :) n/t

[ZombieNixon]

4. Which word?

:shrug:

[Writer]

5. Revenge of the peeps...

they're up there in peep heaven. Laughing.

[qnr]

7. lol - he'd better be careful around his freezer then n/t

[ZombieNixon]

8. Yeah, but ten of their brethren are in the fridge.

AKA Death Row. :evilgrin:

Naw, I always knew it was on the low-wattage side. Just not how much until I tried to cook a pizza just now. Took 9 minutes. The package said 5-6. :shrug:

[Writer]

11. Take the brethren and hold them hostages...

hold a knife to their necks and shout to Peep heaven that you'll decapitate unless they restore your microwave to full power.

That or just fire up your furnace or heat vent. Toss the pizza on and wait.

[ZombieNixon]

13. My hear vent is vertical flush with the wall.

And only goes up to 90 degrees F. Salmonella here I come. :scared:

[Writer]

14. Nails?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

17. Wouldn't they be rendered useless when the cheese melts?

:shrug:

[Writer]

21. Well... it could become... art... or something. n/t

[ZombieNixon]

22. Eew. It would start to smell a bit...rich after a while.

x(

[NNadir]

16. What are you cooking?

[ZombieNixon]

18. Meh...a $4 DiGiorno pizza from 7-11.

:shrug: