So, if I started a religion

[GirlinContempt]

based ENTIRELY on the idea that, if you didn't get into some other religions final resting place or what have you, you got to come back from the dead and eat people, would you join?

[ghostsofgiants]

1. You are a fucking GENIUS.

[GirlinContempt]

2. Well actually it was some other dudes idea

I just expanded on the not getting in to heaven bit.

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Whatever, just count me the fuck in.

[GirlinContempt]

26. CHECK!

[JVS]

3. I would never leave the one true faith! So count me out

[GirlinContempt]

But, you still get to be whatever faith you are

Just, if SOMEHOW by SOME CHANCE you mess it up, you still get to come back and EAT PEOPLE

[JVS]

15. No can do. I'm not allowed to join the masons, this would never be ok

and if I got found out, then I could be excommunicated and only let back in if I renounce your teachings.

[GirlinContempt]

18. I'm putting you on the 'eat' list

[JVS]

21. Better to be eaten as a martyr than join you!

:P

[GirlinContempt]

25. Martyr shmarter

I'll make sure all your velvet paintings are post-brain consumption.

[JVS]

32. Let them show me being eaten to inspire the faithful

[GirlinContempt]

47. My faithful will be very inspired

You thoughtful person :)

[laheina]

40. ..

:spray:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. spaghettiology?

http://www.venganza.org/

[JVS]

17. Not even close

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. You dare deny FSM?!

How could you? :silly:

[JVS]

22. There is no FSM!

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. NOOOOOO!

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

4. Oh, SIGN ME UP!

Since I have tattoos, I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery. I need other options, and post-necro-cannibalism sounds just my speed. :patriot:

[GirlinContempt]

7. Check!

[qnr]

5. Depends, do I get to choose who gets eaten? I still wouldn't "believe"

but anything for a good cause... some people just need to be eaten. Gruesomely. Messily. With annoying chomping sounds and smacking of the lips.

[GirlinContempt]

10. Well, despite being your holy leader in this first life

I can't guarantee your brains ability to make those decisions after resurrection, but if you CAN, fuckin giv'r

[LeftyMom]

6. No thanks, eating people isn't vegan.

Well, not that kind of eating anyhow. :P

[asthmaticeog]

9. Do you really have to give a shit when you're dead?

I mean, doesn't it become more or less beside the point? :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

13. But, maybe when you came back you wouldn't be vegan anymore

it's not really fair to force your undead corpse to follow your dietary practices now is it. NOT VERY LIBERAL LEFTYMOM

[In_The_Wind]

11. Do I have to eat people?

What if they haven't bathed lately. EWWW

[GirlinContempt]

14. Yes. ONLY people.

[In_The_Wind]

28. How about if I only eat 1/2 of 'em.

I still get free will ~ right. That means I get to pick and choose.

[GirlinContempt]

31. If you can pick

You can choose.

However, I will not make any guarantees on your brains function post-zombie.

[Ariana Celeste]

12. LOL

Awesome, maybe it's time for me to rethink my lack of faith. ;)

[GirlinContempt]

16. The beauty of the thing is

Even if I'm full of shit, you get the fun of thinking about zombies till you die!

[Ariana Celeste]

19. And that's good enough for me!

:toast: to the warm flesh of the living!

[u4ic]

24. Who do you think I am, Stephen Harper?

:shrug: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5103956

[GirlinContempt]

29. That sounds more like a live person eating live babies

Not a corpse that clawed out of its earthly grave and feasted on living flesh to sustain its rotting form.

[u4ic]

33. We'll just have to agree

to disagree...


:rofl:

[Race4Peace]

30. doncha mean zombieism?

as an old time friar, i would ask you the finer details of how you get disqualified (ex: self inflicted death, die in a dishonorable way), whether you're going to misuse, abuse, or shun the priveledge, what your take on modern issues are...



but not in the lounge.

[GirlinContempt]

34. Semantics

ZOMBIES FOR ALL

[GirlinContempt]

35. 8 vs 3

prepare to be eaten

[ghostsofgiants]

36. Are there any video games where you play a zombie and have to eat people?

If not, there fucking well should be.

[GirlinContempt]

37. I dunno about eating people

but games where you're a zombie? Yes.

[porphyrian]

60. The AvP games let you play an alien and eat people.

You get extra health from eating their head with your inner jaw set. Not as cool as reanimate zombies, maybe, but still people-eating.

[porphyrian]

61. "Send more ambulances..."

Is this a religion or military disinformation?

[arwalden]

38. Depends On What You Mean By "Eat People"...

... and would I get to choose which people I could "eat"?

[laheina]

41. If not, we could have a schism

and start our own sect.

[WildEyedLiberal]

39. Fuck yeah

If I get fucked out of heaven, I want to join the legions of the undead damned!

[GirlinContempt]

42. check!

[ScreamingMeemie]

43. Yes!! Because you would draw all those freaky, loner people to you

and I've been dying for an orange...and I have a ton of quarters to get rid of. :thumbsup:

[GirlinContempt]

45. Awesome

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. It kind of reminds me of a Moral Orel episode.

Orel learns in church that it's a sin to waste God's gift of life, so he gets the Necromonicon out and starts raising the dead. You know, because the dead were sinning by wasting the gift of life. Within twenty minutes, all hell breaks loose in town as zombies take over and start eating people's brains.

[GirlinContempt]

46. Thats amazing

:D I've never seen that show though

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. It comes on Sundays at 12:15am on Cartoon Network.

It makes fun of fundies in the most beautiful ways. There's a crackhead episode, a prince albert episode, the zombie one, etc. And they're coming out with 20 new episodes. It's only a 15 minute cartoon, but it's part of the best night on adult swim. The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Aqua Team Hungerforce, Minoriteam (yes, it is exactly what it sounds like) and Moral Orel.

[GirlinContempt]

63. Downloaded it

HOLY CRAP the zombie one RULED

[Misunderestimator]

48. If you started a religion, you'd attract a bunch of freaks.

:bounce:

:hi:

(On edit... damn... now I see my post wasn't very original. :cry:)

[GirlinContempt]

49. So you're joining, then?

:D ;) :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

51. You betcha!!

:D :pals:

[tigereye]

50. that is a very funny concept

I'm waiting to see some pictures that will encourage acolytes to join.


Maybe a combo of Shaun of the Dead and Dogma....

[GirlinContempt]

54. I'll have some promo lit soon

[no name no slogan]

52. Only if you supply the ketchup and hot sauce

I'm not sure if they let you carry those items to/from the Hereafter. :D

[GirlinContempt]

55. I'll lead you in a raid on Heinz first

[no name no slogan]

56. Yeah!

btw just checked out your journal-- very cool! :hi:

[GirlinContempt]

58. Just for that, I blogrolled you

[no name no slogan]

59. Thanks!

Now I just have to think of something interesting to put on mine...

[GirlinContempt]

62. Hop to

[TreasonousBastard]

57. Far too little information...

Would I come back as a Hollywood zombie-- a rotting, brainless corpse mindlessly chasing down anyone and everyone, playing tug-of-war over intestines with the other zombies?

No thanks.

Or, would I come back as a Jeffrey Dalmer-- an insane freak.

No thanks.

Hannibal Lechter, though...

Now, that's a thought.

[swag]

64. How about a C Corporation?

[Mutley]

65. Sure, why not?

I've got nothing better to do.

:P