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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 09:58 PM
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If you have wisdom teeth removed, does that make you stupid?
A philosophical question.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 10:02 PM
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1. No, you still keep your book learning. If you have your canines removed,
are you no longer a dog? Er... not "you" you
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 10:07 PM
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2. No, but you lose your dogs, I think.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 10:20 PM
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3. Not exactly
It just means you'll tell your grandkids stuff like this:

"My boy, always remember: A bird in the hand is about to peck the hell out of you."
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 03:56 AM
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4. Dunno - I still have one left
I sure hope not, because I'm gonna lose my other eyeteeth eventually, and I can't afford a seeing-eye dog.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 04:12 AM
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5. Yeah, but if you drink Smart Water, you'll be smart again.
I have my wisdom teeth and I drink Smart Water, so I'm a super genius. Boo yah!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 01:39 PM
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13. Don't forget to eat Smart Food, also!!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 03:15 PM
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14. And Smart Bacon!


You too can be a super genius. Now how can we work this into the Shrub's diet...
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Jazz2006 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 03:22 PM
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17. And Smart Chicken!
Edited on Wed May-03-06 03:23 PM by Jazz2006
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 03:27 PM
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18. And Smart Chili!
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Jazz2006 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 04:46 PM
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19. And Smart Sausage!
Edited on Wed May-03-06 04:48 PM by Jazz2006

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 04:49 PM
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20. Smart Salisbury Steak-Style Cutlets!
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 05:06 AM
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6. I don't know, but it made my tongue permanently numb.
Edited on Wed May-03-06 05:06 AM by sbj405
:shrug:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 05:26 AM
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7. By that logic, GD had their funny bone removed.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 06:19 AM
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8. AH!
Don't remind me about wise teeth...
They're out to get me!
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formerrepuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 07:13 AM
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9. I still have mine- they're in a little box in my underwear drawer....and
I aint stupid, neither.
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Harley Quinn Donating Member (896 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 07:18 AM
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10. According to my mom, it does
She has half of hers left, so she says she's a half-wit.
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RedSpartan Donating Member (736 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 09:17 AM
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11. I actually never got wisdom teeth.
Does that make me a moran of an even lower level?
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 12:37 PM
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12. Quite possibly; you didn't have a chance to GET stupid.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 03:17 PM
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15. Oranges are pretty.
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-03-06 03:20 PM
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16. Apparently, you've had yours removed. I think you might
would have otherwise know the answer to your own question.:bounce:
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