What's normal about you?

[KitchenWitch]

Inquiring minds must know!

[ZombieNixon]

1. Can't think of anything.

:shrug: :(

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. NORMAL? ME?

Not fucking much tonight, I'm afraid!

But thanks for asking anyhow! :banghead:

:loveya: :hug:

[JohnKleeb]

4. whoa dude

fucking whoa. you said fucking.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear JohnKleeb......

Yes, I said FUCKING! So?

Everybody says it.......even me......:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

7. I know I am just busting

Even my five year old brother says it much to my parents disappointment.

[ZombieNixon]

5. Yeah, I won't be doing any fucking tonight, either.

Just writing a paper about it. :(

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear ZombieNixon.......

I know you won't be doing any tonight, sweetie.....

I read about your paper, and it sounds wonderful! I hope you get an "A"!

:applause: :applause:

[JohnKleeb]

3. I have two eyes

but then again my right eye is shaped differently than my left so I am a freak fo sho.

[LeftyMom]

9. Uh...

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I guess my station wagon counts. That thing is pretty normal and more than a hair on the boring side. Other than that I can't think of a great deal. I suppose I look fairly normal, I'm not tatted or pierced, my hair isn't an unusual shade, my dress isn't terribly odd.

[Broken_Hero]

10. Hmm...

something normal...I pay my bills, pay taxes......i guess!...:) I treat people with respect, and would help any0one in need, is that normal? If it is, thatn i'm normal, and if it isn't, than im' a cut above the norm....:)

I can play the clarinet, piano. I am 6'4 315. I played football/track and field through highschool, and junior college...I am a HUGE superman freak...btw, superman returns, 6/30/06....

link:http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/trailer.html

[LSK]

11. I have an iPod???

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

15. I don't.

I'm a freak. :cry:

[u4ic]

12. Everything

I'm frightfully boring...:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I drive an SUV???

It probably doesn't count though because I don't want to drive an SUV. It was just free and I needed a car.

[In_The_Wind]

14. I have a golden retriever.

I put my pants on one leg at a time.

[hfojvt]

16. according to some, like 40 million others

I am a boomer.

[leftofthedial]

17. most of my dimensions

[NMMNG]

18. I have all the usual body parts in the expected places

That's about it. :shrug:

[Random_Australian]

19. I have eyes. Many people have eyes. I like parsley.

[Richard Steele]

20. I find your query insulting; frankly, I resent your insinuations, Madam.

I have always made it a point of personal pride
to appear COMPLETELY normal;
I routinely present myself to the world as simply "a man".

A NORMAL man: ten fingers, ten toes, one huge throbbing EGO...
and, (regardless of any scurrilously popular rumors you may have heard),
just as carbon-based as the next guy.

Any statements to the contrary which you may have encountered
are nothing more than libelous SLANDER,
such as which is routinely disseminated by the many thousands
of my personal enemies who are chronically and psychotically
resentful of my AMAZINGLY AWESOME levels of normalcy.

You are widely regarded as a very smart person;
don't I look NORMAL to you?

[KitchenWitch]

21. Two words!

HUBBA HUBBA :7

[Richard Steele]

22. Two sad, more realistic words: OLD PHOTO!

That pic was from July 4 2003
(hence the Red White and Blue outfit)...

I have had too much of the 'good life' since then.
A roof over my head, food almost every day...the works!

Here's a pic from 2 weeks ago:


Not quite as hot, izzit?

But, on the plus side, if you look at that 2003 pic...
That's not a trick of the lens, folks,
my hands really ARE that big.

And y'all know what that means!

Yeah, that's right...
Big GLOVES!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

23. Pshaw!

You are a good looking man!

:7

[Richard Steele]

25. I prefer to think I am "DAMN Good Looking"...

But hey, why quibble over such minor technicalities?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Seriously, though...
I am QUITE a few hours late for an appointment in dreamland;
be a pal and tell DU goodnight for me, willya?

Until tomorow, KW!

Richard

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Soccer games...laundry folding...3 bdrm home...blah, blah,blah...

crushingly normal.

[billyskank]

26. I work 9 to 5, monday to friday

Except today, I took the day off. :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

27. Hi billy!

:hi:

[billyskank]

28. Hi KW!

:hi: :hug: