I'm seein' five threads started by KitchenWitch

[Oeditpus Rex]

even before I scroll down.

Jeebus. And I thought I was a whore. :eyes:

[KitchenWitch]

1. LOL

I am on tonight!

[In_The_Wind]

2. You?

Nah.

[ZombieNixon]

3. She better watch out.

She might get caught by the spam filter.

They say dreams are wishes...be careful what you wish for...:hide:

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. If wishes were horses

then dreamers would ride.









And their boobies would bounce.

:hide:

[In_The_Wind]

8. I heard that one a little differently when I was a child.

[Richard Steele]

18. And if horses were vicious, then riders would BEG.

English is fun, innit?

Not as fun as cheap alcohol,
but it's still in the top 100!

[In_The_Wind]

19. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

[Richard Steele]

26. Hi Joan!

I used to see your posts 20 times a day,
but it seems like I haven't seen you in a while.

Have you been gone, or have we just been
on different wavelengths lately?

[In_The_Wind]

27. I've been missing a bit lately.

I'm going to be traveling just for the sheer joy of it this year. I'm leaving for 12 days at the end of this month then I'll be gone for most of July straight through until after I drop MissHoneychurch off at the airport in late September.

It seems to be having a nesting effect on me. It's like I can't get enough of my space. I guess it's understandable because I've carved out my own private world of greenery and gentle wildlife just outside my bedroom doors. I'll miss that this year. I'll also miss months of riding my trike while I'm tooling around on 4 wheels.

I'm glad we've reconnected, dicksteele.
BTW ~ There was a guy on one of the dating sites with your user name a year or two ago. :)

[Richard Steele]

28. Dick Steele on a dating site? Is it just me, or...

...does that sound like a cry for help?

Sure, I have a funny name, and I enjoy having it.
And from Googling it, I've found that there are thousands
of us Richard Steeles out there.

But on a DATING SITE? c'mon!!!
Even _I_ would have enough sense to tone it down for that!

I'd use Rick Steele, or Rich... or even just "R. Middlename Steele",
at least until I got to know someone better!

Crazy!

Well, I am off to bed, and already a few hours late for it.
Hope I see you again real soon Joan!

[In_The_Wind]

7. Hey! I agree!

[Robeson]

4. I think KW ought to post five more....

...just to piss you off...:P

[KitchenWitch]

6. Rexy had me involved in an international incident last night!

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. She's in TOP form, isn't she?

Up to her normal, usual tricks, our KitchenWitch! :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

10. moi???

*sweet innocent angelic look*

:7

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Yes........YOU!

*sweet innocent angelic look* my ASS! And I don't mean the four-footed kind either!

You know I loves ya!

And now it is waaaaay past my bedtime....Good night, my dear KW!

Thank you for helping restore my good humor! :loveya:

[Robeson]

12. Hope you don't go to bed before I get a chance to say....

...nighty night!...:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

14. Good night sweetie!

:loveya:

[u4ic]

13. Does that mean

if I post here, you'll proposition me? :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

15. _

Oh BTW ~ :loveya:

[u4ic]

16. Hello Joani, m'friend!

:loveya::hug:

Are you up for a midnight snack? :donut:


Isn't it sad when I don't even have whores coming after me? I thought you were supposed to become invisible AFTER forty, could I still have my 3.5 months until then? :cry:

Then, of course, on that warm summer day, I will vanish into thin air...never to be seen on DU again...:tinfoilhat:

[In_The_Wind]

17. WHOA!

What warm summer day? :tinfoilhat:






Poor baby! Ya got the big 40 comming up this year?
Don't worry It gets better!

[u4ic]

20. The one right after yours, hunnybunny

August 25 :bounce:

Yep, I'll be officially entering mid life.

Where did all the time go?

But - I'd rather be turning 40 than 20. ;-)

[In_The_Wind]

21. This year I'll be turning 58.

I have outlived my daddy who died at 54, my aunt at 39, another uncle at 49. Do you see a pattern here? I'm not willing to give-up one day of the time I have left by worrying about the years that are already gone. I spent over 11 years of my life recovering from an accident but I'm back. Early next month I'll be going for my first balloon ride. I've wanted to do that since I decided against parachuting. I reached back into my past, to my lover from college for someone special to share this moment with. :)

At 40 you are still a baby-chicken with so much wonderful time ahead. :loveya:

[u4ic]

41. Well, I hope I look as good as you do at 58

and have the same great attitude...:bounce:

I actually look forward to it, I'm just having a bit of fun in the above post. There's definitely something to be said for 'growing into yourself'.

What's interesting, though, is I feel like I'm getting younger, even though my body is aging. I was one of those 'born old' people who are de-aging.

It is a time for reflection for me, no doubt about that...but it doesn't have to be a bad thing at all. I view it as quite positive, to see where I'm heading in this next phase of my life.

I'm glad you are feeling better from the accident. :-) That's a long recovery time. I'm in the same boat, having been ill and completely non functional for a few years, and finally starting to come back to life again. It's a very transformative time for me...it's like my previous life has been swept away, and the slate is blank for a new one.

Every 'little' step is a big one...when you can do simple things like walk again, or shop, or socialize...to think only a short time ago I thought I would be in a wheelchair for life.

I'm sorry you lost so many family members so young. :hug:

Enjoy your balloon ride!! That sounds so exciting - and you're a brave lass to do it. (I'm terrified of heights, and my balance is still sometimes a bit iffy, so it terrifies me even more)

I hope you'll take pictures for us. :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

46. I'm sure you will. Us Virgos are very resilient.

Congratulations on the wonderful improvements in your health. I'm sorry. I had no idea. My positive thoughts and healing vibes will be with you while you continue to feel better.

[u4ic]

47. Thanks, Joani

and I for you, for your health as well as your travel. :hug:

It sounds like a wonderful summer coming up for you!! :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

38. oops

It's too late for an edit - but daddy passed away back in 1974 at the age of 52 not 54 as I mistakenly stated early this morning :blush:

[billyskank]

31. Only if that's what you want

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

32. billyskank

;)


:loveya:

[billyskank]

33. Hi Joani!

:hug:

All I can say is, if I could be with somebody who looks like u4ic when *I* am about to turn 40, I would be very happy indeed.

:hi:

I would be happy to be with her when I am about to turn 30, for that matter :blush:

[In_The_Wind]

35. I can understand that.

She is beautiful is so many ways.
I understand her comment about not turning invisible at 40 too, Virgos are constantly assessing the world around them. Perhaps I do it a little too much.

[billyskank]

36. It seems to me that the only place you turn "invisible"

is in popular culture, which means films, TV, magazines, newspapers. If one thinks "I am over the hill at 40 because a 40-year old will never be considered a sex bomb in the press, and will never get the female lead in Hollywood," then we are allowing our self-image to be dictated by mysoginists.

But, you know what? The mysoginists are wrong. I can see quite clearly that u4ic is fucking beautiful. If I can see it, other people can see it. And I think that anybody so awful to think that a woman is now beneath consideration because she reaches a certain age is not a good companion for a sensitive, right-thinking person anyway.

In short, fuck 'em. That's what I think.

[u4ic]

42. The latter would entail

a very long plane ride...:rofl:

You're very sweet. :hug:

[billyskank]

43. Yes it would

I have that problem a lot, hanging around here. What a bummer. :(

[u4ic]

44. Around Merry England?

I can think of worse places to be...

[billyskank]

45. I mean hanging around DU

:P

[khashka]

22. She does this

Usually late at night.. It does remind me of Hitler invading Poland (Which always makes me laugh - does she have soldiers, tanks, airplanes?)


But we love her, so we forgive her :)


Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

23. I have a bot that spams the Lounge

automatically.

[khashka]

24. You can't fool me!

Girls can't do tech!


So we sit back and say "There goes our KitchenWitch!"

"Yep, thar she goes!"


Khash.

[billyskank]

34. I love it

I love getting up in the morning, logging on and seeing:

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but then I just love seeing KitchenWitch threads, I guess.. :7

[KitchenWitch]

37. I love seing CURRENT billyskank threads as well!

:loveya:

[entanglement]

25. I don't. Where are they?

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. That's nothing. Want to see a whore?

Check out politrix in Religion/Theology... :eyes:

[KitchenWitch]

30. Holy shit!

surprised politrix has not gotten caught up in the DU spamtrap and tombstoned!

[madinmaryland]

39. Is there asshatery involved?

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. If you have to ask, it's not asshattery.

:evilgrin: