Man Locks Himself In Home After Mailing Cat-Poop Sandwiches

[matcom]

<snip>

CROWN POINT | A Highland man, who claims to have mailed boxes of "cat poop sandwiches" to Lake County courts Monday to protest a small claims case, has locked himself in his home in anticipation of being arrested.

"I'm not coming out of this house," he said.

Richard Carroll, 54, is the same man who early last month sent a package to Lake Superior Court Magistrate Michael Pagano that a hazardous materials team examined.

Carroll, who insists he's not violent, said he believes he's making his stand. The six boxes mailed this week contained the excrement, bread and torn up money with some change thrown in, he said.

"They all say I'm crazy, but I'm crazy about my rights," he said.

Authorities said they are aware of his actions.

The owner of three cats, Carroll, who also goes by the name Vampire Killer, said he intends to mail similar boxes weekly. He claims he will only leave his home if police arrive with an arrest warrant and a federal agent.

http://nwitimes.com/articles/2006/05/03/news/lake_county/704bfe3a6ac7cd2886257162007ac9f3.txt

[libodem]

1. Matcom

you find the funniest shit.

[GirlinContempt]

2. "They all say I'm crazy"...

Who, all the vampires around town?

[CanuckAmok]

12. um... he's "Vampure Killer"...?!!

So there aren't any vampires around his town.

Duh.

[GirlinContempt]

13. Shit, son

I got told :(

[Hugin]

3. He's not crazy...

A crazy person would've tried to *fax* cat-poop.

:crazy:

[Robb]

18. Luddite. n/t

[DS1]

4. Trademarked name of "Taints"

bad pussy joke

[Theres-a]

5. Wow

Hey thanks,I needed a good laugh this morning.

[Fenris]

6. "They all say I'm crazy, but I'm crazy about my rights."

The right to mail cat feces, bread, and money to public officials.

[progressoid]

7. Yep - it's in the constitooshun.

[intheflow]

25. You mean the Constipooption?

Or the Constipation? :rolf:

[LiberalEsto]

8. What else is in the sandwiches?

Mustard or mayo?

[ET Awful]

9. Yeah, because he put mayo on it, I'm sending it back.

I wanted mine with mustard and relish :P

[LiberalEsto]

11. Make mine on rye nt

[Richard Steele]

10. Sounds like a self-corrected problem.

Getting some cat poop in the mail
is a small price to pay for not seeing this guy
on the streets.

[havocmom]

14. And, once again, the bush era inspires new business ventures...

Special catering to various officials... An enterprise who's time has come.

[tonekat]

15. Reminds me of a joke I heard some disc jockey say...

..he claimed he had the makings of a successful ad campaign for Gray Poupon mustard:

"Want that sandwich to taste better? Poupon it!"

I can just see it...

[GOPisEvil]

16. White or wheat?

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

17. Oh yeah, what kind of cheese goes with cat poop?

Swiss? Cheddar? American?

Mustard? Mayo?

The mind boggles...

[MaggieSwanson]

19. That depends entirely on what the cat has been eating.

Chicken by-products? I would have to say Swiss. With honey mustard.

[GOPisEvil]

21. You, Ms. Swanson, are brilliant.

:thumbsup::applause:

[MaggieSwanson]

23. If I am brilliant,

I owe it all to your inspirational "what kind of cheese..." post.

Tonight, GOPisEvil, you are my muse.

[Redstone]

20. Why is this guy still walking the streets? He needs to be committed.

For his own good as well as everyone else's.

Redstone

[Roon]

22. When I was a kid we found some grass that was shat by a cat

and we smoked it! LOL....It was nasty!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. Why? Just why?

nt

[Roon]

26. It was the shape that threw us off

The color was a little off, we agreed, but smoked anyway. We were very sorry afterwards.