Anyone up for an Insult Competition?

[BikeWriter]

We have many superbly gifted insult artists here in The Lounge. Some of them have exhibited their skills already today. Would you like to participate? Here's a medal we could award as a prize.

[LaurenG]

1. People with "peeves" are so yesterday! Get a life, get over

yourselves! Bad grammar haters, misspelling haters, internet language haters, etc., etc., etc. You guys are all overdue for insults:eyes: :rofl: :hide:

[BikeWriter]

4. Thanks, OhioBlues, for your gifted entry!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

2. well, I would but,

I got to take my trifling ass to bed...













and oh yeah BTW ...you couldn't write your way out of a bicycle:P

[BikeWriter]

6. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

:spray:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. No.

You flue-valve sucking treacle-worshiping dandruff-sniffing crack addict.

[BikeWriter]

8. :applause: A worthy performance, Rabrrrrrr!

:)

[Hugin]

5. Insults?!?!

Who?

Who would do such a thing!

It's just not a nice thing to do...

[BikeWriter]

12. Say what?

[riona]

7. We are above this behavior

[BikeWriter]

14. AAARRRGGHHH!!!!

[Bunny]

9. Your mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

There. I said it.



Where's my prize?



:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

15. We have to have judging first, or a scoring system.

[El Fuego]

10. your father smelt of elderberries

[ZombieNixon]

11. No. I'm not up for anything today.

Fuck you, insults, I hate you. :grr:

[Xipe Totec]

13. When I'm near you, I feel next to useless. n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. DON'T come in here with that posh talk

you snotty heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your kind makes me puke! You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous PERVERT!









Thank you. I do another show at midnight, you stupid gits.

[leftofthedial]

17. you couldn't handle a real insult contest

so I'll keep it simple for you.

[Whoa_Nelly]

18. Saw a woman DRAGGING her kid on a leash at the mall yesterday

Told the checkout girl at Penney's...

Sure, she can drag him around, but how is that a substitute for discipline?


Really! The woman was actually dragging the kid while he acted up...it was so weird! and a bit disturbing...

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Insult competition. What a blatantly shamefully fucked-up idea

What did you just do, chug a gallon of Jerk? What a dumb fuckpuppet you are. Stupid to the marrow. Don't you have anything better to do, like welding a frying pan to your face?






How was that?

[EstimatedProphet]

20. Only I could kill an insult competition thread