Matcom mailed me a cat poop sandwich

[BigMcLargehuge]

BUT HE FORGOT MY DRINK!!!

[LynneSin]

1. If he mailed you a cat-poop sandwhich I don't even want to know what

the drink was that he could have sent

:cry:

[Hugin]

2. I asked for mustard...

The toothpick with the plastic frill on the top was
a nice touch though.

[riona]

3. It's all in the presentation

[BikeWriter]

4. What, no beverage? The bastard!

:grr:

[matcom]

5. see Rabrrrrr for your beverage choices

i only deal in solids

[Mrs.Matcom]

6. i was wondering

if you emptied the litter box last night?? hmmm...now what do we do with the dog pooh? Oh, I know, fill up bags and fling it into trees in that one town near us!

"pooh bags"

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

7. Did it have sprinkles on it?

Nothing like clumping litter to add a little crunch to a cat-poop sandwich.

[Heidi]

8. How uncivil of him!

What on _earth_ was he thinking? I hope that, at the very least, he enclosed condiments. :yoiks:

[madinmaryland]

9. Do you need any poopcorn with that?

:poopcorn:

[maveric]

10. Is it on White, Wheat or Rye?

The type of bread will dictate whether or not it was meant to be malicious.

[SOteric]

11. ...and a bag of buffalo chips.

:P

[Cathyclysmic]

12. The cat poop farm factory industry is so unethical

I refuse to eat cat poop until there is reform.

[DS1]

13. It's so cruel

All those cats shitting in perpetually-sifted cat boxes, able to do nothing but eat and sleep all day. It's a fookin crime

[matcom]

15. why don't WE have a perpetually-sifted Man Box?

:grr:

[DS1]

16. Only when I'm kicking litter on your scooter

backwards, of course

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Did you order cat pee as your drink?

That's the perfect complement to a sandwich such as yours. It even has the enthralling ammonia odor made legendary by cat litter commercials. :P