Creepiest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

[derby378]

Here's my nomination:

THIS CAR IS COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Ding Ding Ding We Have a Winner

Can't beat that.

[djeseru]

2. "America blesses God."

But I think the one you "discovered" is creepier by far. :scared:

[miss_american_pie]

3. That's creepy and blasphemous

You win.

[never cry wolf]

4. 1 CROSS + 3 NAILS = 4GWB

I may have you beat there. Saw this one a month ago, I just about up and puked.

[derby378]

13. Boy, that's a presumptive sticker

As in: "If you love Jesus, you'll support our government lying about the need for war and then sending our troops to die for that lie so that corporations can make a killing on Wall Street." Real nice sentiment.

[blondeatlast]

52. I saw that a while back. I'm a Christian and it shocked the hell outta me.

[Left Is Write]

61. I've seen 1 CROSS + 3 NAILS = 4GIVEN

But I've never seen your disturbing version!

[WeRQ4U]

74. Self Delete

Sorry

[Efilroft Sul]

5. GIVE WAR A CHANCE

This actually covered most of the rear window of some jarhead's Jeep.

I figure the Bushbot driver never saw war, because those who see the elephant up close and personal would never subscribe to that view.

[johnnie]

6. Not only is that creepy

What the hell does it mean?

Jesus was skydiving and his parachute didn't work or something :shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

25. I have no idea what it means, either?

I usually like to think of myself as fairly intelligent... but, I'm not sure what this one means.

[ghostsofgiants]

83. It means that gold is a horrible substitute for pavement.

[tigereye]

7. yup that would get my vote

or those "in the event of the rapture this car will be unmanned" ones.

[jonnyblitz]

8. "TRUTH , NOT TOLERANCE'" (illustrated with a big xian cross)

on a fundie car in CT.

[blondeatlast]

53. I saw one of those recently--absolutely wretched. nt

[jonnyblitz]

64. oh, i know.....

and me being gay and all i felt it was directed towards me. :scared:

[blondeatlast]

67. I think it's that and also other religions, The other car I saw one on

had some zealot wretchedity plastered along with it.

Basically, it said to me--"conform to my intensely narrow ideals or drop the hell dead"--so very Christian of them :sarcasm:

In other words--Jesus Christ himself wouldn't meet this wacko's expectations.

It was clear this was not a free thinker, whatever it was.

[SOteric]

9. "Lost your cat? Try looking in my wheel wells."

[azmouse]

10. "So many Snowbirds, so little freezer space."

In AZ we call the people who come here for the winter 'snowbirds'. To me, that bumpersticker seems to imply murder to get rid of them and stuffing their bodies in the freezer. I think that's pretty creepy!

[SteppingRazor]

16. I know I'm going to hell, but I laughed at that one...

we call them snowbirds here in South Florida too, and they are the subject of much derision

[MnFats]

79. Hey, if you had snow on the ground seven months of the year...

...you'd want to get out for a while, too.
(I'm exagerating...usually the snow's gone before five months have passed)

[SteppingRazor]

91. If I had snow seven months out of the year...

I'd move. :evilgrin:

[neoteric lefty]

86. Amen to that

South Floridian born and raised, here. When you start seeing those big Caddies with NY (or NJ) plates on them, you know ou need to get off the road.

[SteppingRazor]

90. Those aren't usually as bad as the Canadian ones...

I'm convinced that there are different traffic laws in Canada. It's the only thing that explains the bizarre driving habits of the Quebecois. :evilgrin:

[Radio_Lady]

45. Well, I've got to tell you -- that IS creepy!

"Snowbirds" frequent Florida as well as Arizona and other sunbelt states.

[ChickMagic]

11. How on earth can they think that's nice?

When I saw the "blood" bumper sticker, all I could say
was "ewwww, that's gross!" And they say they don't
practice human sacrifice.

[eyesroll]

12. "Warning: In case of rapture, this car will be EMPTY!"

Sticker: "Abortion stops a beating heart."
Vandalism of sticker: "Isn't that the point?"

[CatholicEdHead]

42. I saw that on the back of a locksmith van

It was slightly different "In Case of Rapture, Vehicle will be Unmanned", it was also a license plate bracket.

[rhino47]

14. Save America Kill a Liberal.

Or something along that line.I saw it on a rusted old plumbers pick up.

[Left Is Write]

63. I've seen something similar to that too.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. What did they do, run over him?

[Fenris]

19. Hit and run!

:D

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

17. "Free Lt. Calley"

:scared:

[derby378]

20. Oy

That is a bit creepy.

[NewJeffCT]

26. wow

somebody actually has the nerve to put that on their car?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

27. Him and a lot of other people.

It was almost a movement.

[blondeatlast]

54. Oh, good Lord. That's hideous.

:scared:

[ET Awful]

18. "First Iraq, Then France"

On the back of a rusted out F350 pick-up.

[Dulcinea]

21. "Happiness is a President with character."

Gag. :puke:

[NewJeffCT]

28. Was it a Clinton '96 bumpersticker? Or, Carter '80?

It certainly can't be * or his daddy or Reagan.

[blondeatlast]

56. Apparently that one was placed on the bumper sometime

between 1992-2000?!

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. The Pro-LifeMobile that drives around here has

loads of bizarre bumper stickers on it (mostly hand lettered), but the creepiest one is: Abortionists are Murderers (complete with a picture of a dead fetus on it). I've seen this bizarre van driving in my area for about the past year, and Daddy's usually driving with Mommy in the passenger seat and about ten kids crammed into the back of the van. :yoiks:

[Ekirh]

38. Ahh Pro-LifeMobiles

I remember when the Pro-Lifers held a protest at V.C.U one of those damn trucks didn't pay attention to me walking across the rode and almost hit me. . . . needless to say it made me twice as grumpy as I would've been when I stormed through their protest continuing uttering Pro-Choice, Pro-Choice over and over again. . .


I never seen the Abortionists are Murderers one but I did seed one equating Abortion to Terrorism.

[blondeatlast]

57. There's a few of those obsessive types out here too.

Creepy--but train-wreck fascinating, too.

The owners seem OBSESSED--what kind of a life do they have, anyway?

:scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. Sorry, dupe post.

[chaska]

24. Not creepy, just gotta share ... "Got nipples?"

I love it!

[CottonBear]

29. Did they hit Jesus with their car?

:shrug:

[callous taoboy]

30. Love Your Race

Had a bunch of confed flag decals as well.

[Initech]

31. "Dear God, why do you allow so much violence in school?

- Concerned student

Dear concerned student:

I'm not allowed in school.

God"

:scared:

[Burma Jones]

32. Covered by the Blood of Jesus Christ?

Damn, I use Geico......

[Orsino]

37. Heh. Probably just grape juice.

The Department of Transubstantiation regulates that.

[blondeatlast]

58. ...

:rofl:

[Burma Jones]

33. Obey Authority

[Scout1071]

34. Your life is not Bush's fault. nt

[baldguy]

35. So, Jesus is roadkill on a lonley stretch of highway somewhere?

[Bucky]

77. So instead of crucifixes, we should be wearing little pickup trucks?

Grills for Christ. I can see it already

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

36. From my days in New Orleans

"Yo Momma Was Pro-Life, Dawlin'"

[mitchum]

39. "Jesus: The Other White Meat"

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

66. MMMMMMMMM, Jesus. . . . .

[Dave Reynolds]

40. Viva Bush.

Just like....he was a dictator or something.....:think:

[calico1]

41. Was it a red car?

Maybe the owner was confused.

:rofl:

[flamingyouth]

43. Vietnam: We were winning when we quit

Well, it creeped me out.

[blondeatlast]

59. That is someone who perhaps should not be allowed to

operate a 2-3 ton rolling vehicle...

:scared:

[MnFats]

81. Yeah. OUr former Gov., the inestimable Jesse Ventura...

...used to wear a cap that said "Vietnam: We were winning when I left."
turned out he was a phony navy seal and never saw combat.

[driver8]

44. I saw a freakin' license plate that said "ILUVGWB"...

so I vomited on the guy's hood and went on my merry way.

[fudge stripe cookays]

46. Had you been drinking?

Or can you vomit on command? Cuz that's a neat skill.

:D

[driver8]

48. Let's just say that the license plate "brought out the best in me."

(I didn't really vomit on the guy's car...I was just kidding.)

[fudge stripe cookays]

51. hee hee...

You're naughty...

[LeftyMom]

47. Odd combination of two: "I'm pro-choice and I vote" and "Bush/Cheney" nt

[stanwyck]

49. My Other Toy Has Tits

as reported by a DUer (I didn't actually see it...sorry, breakin' the rules). And this was a guy who was employed by the school system and parked at the school every day. That tries my usual tolerance. I mean...doesn't the guy have better judgment than that? He's at a school. Have some standards, man.
I remember years ago, when my son was only 10 or 12 yrs. old, I heard a story on the news about a judge who got in trouble for giving all of his female staff red bikini underwear on Valentine's Day. He couldn't understand the fuss. I said to my husband, "hey, even Cody would know not to do that!" And, of course, my son heard me. So...to this day, he says, "EVEN Cody, Mom? EVEN Cody would know NOT to do that?"
Sigh. Yes, EVEN Cody would know NOT to park his "my other toy has tits" car in front of a school every day. EVEN Cody.

[blondeatlast]

60. Got your back--I remember that thread too.

Seriously bad judgment--the kind of manifestation of really poor judgment that ought to have TWO licenses revoked--driving and teaching.

[blondeatlast]

50. Terrorist--the other dark meat.

I was going to post it anyway it disturbed me so.

[Jade Fox]

55. "I was saved by body piercing" w/picture of Jesus on the cross....

I actually told the woman driving this vehicle that her bumper sticker disgusted me.

[blondeatlast]

65. GOOD FOR YOU! I hope I would have done the same. nt

[Floogeldy]

62. "I Will Crack Open Your Skull And Suck Your Brain Out"

Well, I didn't actually see that but it sure is creepy!!!

:)

[Alexodin]

68. Abortion? Yes! You're Driving Like A Fetus

30 miles South of the Iowa Moussouri line, 60 miles east of Cantril. Oh yes.

[Quantess]

70. weird.

I saw "ABORTION: WHO'S MISSING FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?"

[Liberal Veteran]

69. Man + Woman = Authentic Marriage

Yeah? Well, my "fake" marriage has lasted two years longer than my recently divorced brother's "authentic marriage".

[fudge stripe cookays]

88. I saw one of those...

with the little man and woman symbols, like an equation. It actually had a religious group logo down in one corner (I forget which...I"ve slept since then....)

This Nazi cunt actually had the nerve to br driving through Oak Lawn (understood to be Dallas' man gay neighborhood).

I got in front of her at the next light, looked up at her in my rear view mirror, (she looked up too), and I promptly flipped her off. She's probably still annoyed at "that lesbian" that gave her the BAD finger, not understanding that I'm straight and married!

[Redneck Socialist]

71. It's time to play cowboys and muslims

Not so much creepy as stupid and offensive.

[XemaSab]

72. Who knew? The Jews didn't kill Jesus, it was a hit and run!!!!!

:wow:

/sarcasm

[XemaSab]

73. SEEN TODAY IN SUSANVILLE:

A sticker with a picture of a fetus and a picture of a baby seal. Caption read "One of these is legally protected."

I would have taken a photo but the owner was standing right there. :D

[LeftyMom]

80. That's it

I oughta hakapick some babies and make a coat, since it's legal. Oh, it's not? Nevermind then.

Dumbass fundies. :eyes:

[XemaSab]

82. Hamid Karzai's hat is made from the skin of a sheep fetus

:shrug:

[WeRQ4U]

75. "This Car Doesn't Run On Peace"

Actually, that's not for real. I made it up as a joke to piss off my hippie classmates at LEwis and Clark.

Although it wouldn't surprise me to see something similar somewhere.

[Bucky]

76. Coolest bumper sticker that I would LIKE to see

Plaid Adder is already my President

[MnFats]

78. "Liberalism: The Coward's Way"

pretty sweet, huh?
not making that up...

[EstimatedProphet]

84. ABORTION doesn't make you un-pregnant, it makes you

the mother of a DEAD BABY

Bold text in red.

[Name removed]

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[henslee]

87. I may not go down in history. But I'll go down on your little sister.

[2bfree]

89. Two.......

One said "lock, load, Clinton" with the Clinton part in cross-hairs. The other was more of a giant magnetic sign with a crazy swift boat/anti-Kerry quote (I don't remember what exactly it was though) during the last elections. Ugh.

[RedSpartan]

92. Not a bumper sticker, but too amazing not to mention...

During the last election, I saw a puckup on Route 80 with a tall piece of plywood attached to where the tailgate should have been. Easily five feet tall. It read (hand painted): "It's clear why Al Queda would vote for John Kerry, why would you?"

A freep moran of the first degree.