I need to confess to something terrible that I did today

[Bucky]

An elderly gentleman at a street corner was telling me about how he supported the president on all the issues. So I pushed him into an oncoming ice cream van and then stole his aluminum walker and sold it to the recycle place for beer money. But I bought a Venezuelan beer, so was that really so wrong?

[Suich]

1. LOL!

The ice cream vans won't be on the streets here for another month or so!

[specimenfred1984]

2. Next Time, Steal His Social Security, Pension & Healthcare

Then go to a repuke church, they'll forgive you and even praise you.