Things I wonder about late at night

[mykpart]

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp?"

Is a turtle without a shell homeless or just naked?

Why are the voices in my head speaking to me in Spanish?

How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

24 hours in a day - 24 beers in a case - coincidence?

Why is there no lifeguard in the gene pool?

Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard drive?

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. Had ro take speech therapy for a couple of years re: lisp

Yes...Lisp...a very cruel word

[Gold Metal Flake]

2. Wonderwonderwonder

Sparticus.

Neither, it's soup.

Your fillings are picking up AM radio.

The invisible window pops up on your invisible screen and instucts you to change the invisible cartridge.

Kismet.

There is Dove in the showers.

To read his bio, type c:format.