I hate illegal aliens!!!!!!!

[originalpckelly]

Coming down here and probing anally. How dare you come light years and make contact with my anus you asshole!!! I mean that literally to, they look like assholes. Talk about a bunch of anal retentives. Not only that, but they want us to learn their language!!!!! By the way, my job made me become bi-lingual, "gergahomiga" ma brotha'. Oddly enough they speak mostly Ebonics, punctuated by strange phrases like "gergahomiga." I still don't want to learn their language! Aliens, they're taking our jobs you know; ex-nazi's with funny German accents used to be the only people who advised the military, now the aliens do it, and for free!!!!!! President calls them jobs that Americans just can't do, yeah when those aliens work for free you asshole, and I say that because he is an asshole (alien) loving asshole! Crime has also gone up because of the aliens. They have been abducting people from their earliest years and following them their whole lives. Sickos!!!! And if that isn't bad enough, they park their saucers on peoples lawns! They also want Earth back, say it was theirs first and we used weapons of mass diarrhea on them to win a battle. They say it was fought in Mexico. Yeah right, just sounds like more alien nonsense. I tell ya' I better not see one of those assholes because I am implant my foot so far up it, they'll have to surgically remove it!

[originalpckelly]

1. I used to think this was profane, but after reading

" FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER-FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKS."

I don't think it is too profane anymore.

[originalpckelly]

2. Kick!

[Bridget Burke]

3. "All aliens must appear at a post office..."

Ran the public service ad shown on TV annually--back in the old days.

My sibs & I always laughed at the image of little green men materializing next to the PO Boxes....

[originalpckelly]

4. I don't how you can make fun of such a serious issue. (n/t)

[Bridget Burke]

6. Well, me & my sibs were treated at government clinics in our youth....

The excuse was the medical care the Air Force offers dependants & survivors. I know now that they were probably REALLY inserting chips or messing with our DNA.

So--I may actually be part alien. You're onto us!

[sexybomber]

5. They're not all bad!

Some of them just like to buzz farms out in the midwest. It's harmless fun! Nothing you or I wouldn't do if we had a UFO :D

[originalpckelly]

7. Oh yeah I forgot...

Need to add that to the list of laws they have broken. Damn aliens, no respect for the rule of law. I bet their saucers weren't even registered with the FAA.

And when they asked to see our leader, it sounded like they had taken lessons from Cindy Sheehan.