Rabrrrrrr kicked out of buffet restaurant for lambasting food

[Rabrrrrrr]

SISTER-RAPE, ALABAMA -- Rabrrrrrr may think twice before lambasting the buffet before entering his next Chinese buffet.

The professional lambaster was kicked out of a restaurant last week after management accused him of leaving too little unsaid about the food.

"They told me I am not welcome there anymore," said Rabrrrrrr, a first-time customer at the Dragon House buffet. "I lambaste too much food. But the buffet is all you can lambaste, in my opinion, and you know ranters. They won't always leave everything unsaid and they want to lambaste."

Rabrrrrrr said he paid his $5.95 fee but was abruptly told to leave after lambasting his first plate of food.

"He just took one bite and started lambasting away," said cashier Lin Huyen. "Then he take Anchor LBH-30 Little Big Horn megaphone and lambastes egg rolls and crab rangoons at buffet, then beef and broccoli, dumplings, cashew chicken. Even General Tso get lambaste. And that Anchor LBH-30 Little Big Horn -- that one loud bullhorn. Way louder than shitty Califone PA-15. So we kick him out."

[tjwmason]

1. Good for the restaurant.

These lambasters really do need to be reigned in sometime. :eyes:

[Deja Q]

2. And if restaurants properly lambasted their food,

more children wouldn't put it aside after taking one nibble from it...

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

3. Totally tasteless tripe! Well done!

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Thank you!

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. LMAO!

So funny.

The world needs heroes like you Rabrrrrrr.

:)

[matcom]

6. Matcom sneeze on eggroll before Rabrrrr put on plate.

Rabrrrr lambaste Matcomroll with stuffy nose

[steely]

7. Don't smoke or lambaste food

unless the pot-stickers don't.