Are you glad you clicked on this thread?

[underpants]

Did you know that kudzu is a great Godzilla deterrent?

Here is a picture of the big lizard in question- for reference purposes only



Now you have never seen one of them in the US now have you??? Have you? Nope you haven't. You especially haven't seen one in the South. See you can't argue with results.

Our cat figured out how to open the nursery door the other day. My mom was watching baby Josie for us (pinkeye) and she heard a horrible noise through the baby monitor. It was Pepper jumping up and opening the nursery door so she could get the milk bottle ring that had slid under the door.
My wife left the bank card sitting out yesterday and today I forgot my cell phone- I fully expect to go home and find pizza boxes and "bones" laying all about the house.

*** see now this started off strong with the Godzilla thing but I throttled it back a bit with the homey story about the cat and the baby**

:wow: in thread commentary how cool is that???

Okay now for the big finish.



It would have been real cool if there was one of them gifs of them dancing but it was still a pretty big finish anyway. I think.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. You really should get out more...

...I'm starting to worry about you...

:rofl:

[underpants]

2. I'm going to lunch with my wife

Doesn't that count?

[tigereye]

3. ah parenthood!

you are funny UP.

Maybe you should write a sitcom or somethin.

[LynneSin]

4. Here's a better kick line

Best I could improvise

[underpants]

5. Very good

:thumbsup: