Would someone please tell me what the homosexual agenda is?

[khashka]

I've been a faggot all my life. And I have no clue.

I'm beginning to wonder why all the other homosexuals won't let me into their secret club!

Khash.

[lumberingbear]

1. The rest of us......

were told not to tell you Khash. Sorry.
:hi:

[khashka]

3. So my suspicions are correct?

Why do you all hate me and America?

Khash.

[lumberingbear]

6. What do you mean?

We don't hate America. :P

[beyurslf]

2. You must not have been at the meeting last summer. We redefined

the agenda then. Call Steven. He has took the minutes.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. It's in my blog. nt

[TallahasseeGrannie]

5. Okay. So I looked it up and here is what

I found.

http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html


T-Grannie

[NewJeffCT]

10. I think this section about sums it up...

Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.

[LeftyMom]

7. I'm afraid it's misplaced at the moment.

http://www.fakegaynews.com/index.php/2006/03/gay-agenda-misplaced-feared-lost/

[Merrick]

8. Don't play dumb. You want our children.

but you wont get mine. He might like wearing his sister's clothes and his mom's make-up, but he's no sissy.

actually, I don't have any kids, but if I did, I'd guard their souls from your nefarious agenda with every fiber of my being.

[khashka]

13. Want your children? Sheesh!

No way! Now your husbands are whole different matter! But that's just Khash's agenda....

Khash.

[sarge43]

9. The best answer to that one I've ever heard was

life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. According to 'Are You a Homo?'

in the July, 1971 "National Lampoon"...



T/F • Homos are weak and easy to beat up.

T/F • Homos never wear underpants.

T/F • Groups of homos are dangerous and will try to take your clothes off and kill you.

T/F • Homos like to kidnap little boys and marry them.

T/F • Homos know all the latest dance steps.

T/F • Homos never say their prayers.

T/F • Homos cry if you're mean to them.

T/F • The only way to kill a homo is with a silver bullet.



:rofl:

[yvr girl]

12. Silly

It's what they use to keep their meeting orderly. :eyes:

[khashka]

14. Oh! Yes!

Now that makes sense!

And here I was thinking "the gay agenda" was emmigrating to Canada! Silly me.

Khash.

[rustydog]

15. To get Bush to come out of the closet with Pat Robertson

[Brigid]

16. I have no idea.

Until the neocons told me so, I didn't even know they had one. But if the neocons say so, it must be true, right? :shrug: