My eyeballs hurt. - Democratic Underground

LaraMN

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Fri May-05-06 10:00 PM
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My eyeballs hurt.

Apparently, they are tired, but the rest of me is not. What should I do? Kegels?:P :crazy:

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XNASA

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Fri May-05-06 10:08 PM
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1. Your eyeballs are near your pelvic region?

How is that possible?

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jpgray

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Fri May-05-06 10:45 PM
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5. Your eyes never stray far from my pelvic region

:eyes:

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LaraMN

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Fri May-05-06 10:46 PM
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6. Wouldn't you like to know...

:rofl:

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RetroLounge

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Fri May-05-06 10:12 PM
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2. Kegels? Eyeballs?

are you double jointed?

:shrug:

RL

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LaraMN

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Fri May-05-06 10:47 PM
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7. No, I just thought focusing my energy at the other end might

provide a distraction from the annoying eyeball thing. :P

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Floogeldy

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Fri May-05-06 10:39 PM
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3. Sore eyeballs is a symptom of the flu.

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LaraMN

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Fri May-05-06 10:48 PM
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8. Great.

:scared:

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EstimatedProphet

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Fri May-05-06 10:45 PM
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4. Get stoned-it makes your eyes shrink.

Seriously.

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LaraMN

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Fri May-05-06 10:49 PM
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9. Don't I wish!

:bounce:

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Deja Q

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Fri May-05-06 10:59 PM
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10. Can't help ya there. No kegels.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri May-05-06 11:08 PM
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11. Take 'em out and wash 'em

Swish 'em around in your mouth.

No, no... your eyes!

:eyes:

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LaraMN

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Fri May-05-06 11:18 PM
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12. Hey!

How are ya?

Incidentally, my FIL is blind and has glass "eyes" that he can, in fact, remove at will. He likes to do so at the dinner table when the little kids are around. It freaks them out.:rofl:

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