I saw George Buxh on TV today.....He was talking at a grade school

[JohnnyRingo]

After his talk the teacher suggested he do a Q&A session.

The president expressed his doubts that 4th graders could ask pertinent questions and the teacher assured him that her students were indeed quite capable of intelligent and topical exchange.

Buxh squinted out among the students before choosing a young boy with his hand raised in the third row:


Do you have a question for me son, the president asked?


The boy rose from his seat and said; Yes sir, my name is Bernie and I have three questions:


1: Where's Bin Ladin?

2 Why did we invade Iraq?

3: How did you win the election when Al Gore got more votes than you?


Just then as Buxh was still searching the floor for the right words, the bell rang for recess.


The teacher then instructed the students that they can be excused for recess and they would pick back up upon their return.


Thirty minutes later when the class returned to their seats Buxh, forgetting where they left off, was reminded by the teacher that they were engaged in a question and answer session.


Once again, Buxh scanned the class and asked a little girl if she had a question for him.


Little Sally stood aside her desk and told the president

Mr president, I have five questions:

1: Where's Bin Ladin?

2: Why did we invade Iraq?

3: How did you win the election when Al Gore got more votes than you?

4: Why was recess thirty minutes early?

5: And what happened to Bernie?


I swear, it was on MSNBC

[Evoman]

1. You sir, are a dirty liar

The kids name was Ernie, not Bernie.