What's The Official Music For Hell?

[arwalden]

Polka? Disco? Rock?

Bluegrass? Country?

Easy listening?

[miss_american_pie]

1. Elevator

:)

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Hell's gonna have all the good music.

[jane_pippin]

10. That depends...

If you accept the fundie version of hell, then yeah, we're all in for a treat.

However, if you define your own personal music hell--well that's something else altogether.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. I'm basing it on the sermons of the man in your avatar.

:P

[jane_pippin]

17. Ah. Well by all means, carry on.

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

19. If we're talking my own personal music hell though...

It's either be commercial rap/pop/dance music, or Simple Plan/Good Charlotte all the time.

[jane_pippin]

22. Ugh. That's about right.

Though, I still stand by my Pat Boone pick.

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Thankfully I have never been subject to Pat Boone's music.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. "Let the devil-worshipping family adopt me.

The ones with the good albums." :D

[Common Sense Party]

69. "Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be." -- Bon Scott.

And he should know.

[terrya]

3. If I heard polka music 24/7, I would know that I've arrived in hell

[Coventina]

5. You win. n/t

[Fenris]

4. Kenny G, Michael Bolton, and Yanni

[Haole Girl]

6. The static on hold music of many businesses

[tjwmason]

7. Hold music.

It's going to switch between The Four Seasons and Eine Kleine Nacht Musik played on some electronically generated system.

[smitty]

8. "Welcome to Hell, here's your accordian."

That old Far Side cartoon says it all. Zither music can be hellish too, not to mention kazoos.

[jane_pippin]

9. All Pat Boone, all the time.

:scared:

[HEyHEY]

11. Freestyle Jazz

[GoneOffShore]

13. I would say that the official music for Hell

is 'other peoples' music.

Hence, if you have a neighbor who plays Abba interspersed with Techno 24/7 that's your soundtrack for Hell.

Steve Jobs has probably gotten the contract to supply iPods with the controls permanently set - you have to listen to your own personal hellish soundtrack.

[Texasgal]

14. Anything by Brittney Spears!

LOL!!

[CatholicEdHead]

15. Fundies would make it hard rock to heavy metal music

To me any country or top 40 pop is torture.

[Callalily]

16. I have heard rumors

that some people despise "The Pennsylvania Polka". Who would have guessed!

http://www.dulcimers.com/tunes/papolka.html

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. I despise Pennsylvania. nt

[Neoma]

18. Country.

But if it's my own personal view of hell, everything else.

[paulk]

20. kid rock

[Skittles]

21. Natalie Merchant

her thin, shaky voice makes me want to poke my eardrums out

[GOPisEvil]

24. Smooth f-ing jazz...

:puke:

[saltpoint]

25. I've heard it's "The Hokey-Pokey Dance" played ceaselessly.

[begin_within]

26. "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood and "Feelings" by Morris Albert

[wildhorses]

27. Hell's Bells

I'm rolling thunder, pouring rain
I'm coming on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get ya, satan get ya

Hells bells
Hells bells, you got me ringing
Hells bells, my temperature's high
Hells bells

I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine
See the white light flashing as I split the night
Cos if good's on the left then I'm sticking to the right
I won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
I got my bell I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get ya satan get ya

Hells bells
Hells bells, you got me ringing
Hells bells, my temperature's high
Hells bells

Hells bells, satan's coming to you
Hells bells, he's ringing them now
Those hells bells, the temperature's high
Hells bells, across the sky
Hells bells, they're taking you down
Hells bells, they're dragging you down
Hells bells, gonna split the night
Hells bells, there's no way to fight
Hells bells

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Tori Amos, Franz Ferdinand, The Cure, assorted techno

[Ava]

59. DON'T DISS FRANZ FERDINAND!

they are one of my favorite bands!

[Common Sense Party]

71. I'd gladly listen to the Cure over the guano passing for music today

[Jazz2006]

29. The Macarena ad infinitum.

Shudder!!!

:scared:

[wildhorses]

51. that would SUCK so BAD

eewwwww*gross*

[China_cat]

30. Barry Manilow

[TallahasseeGrannie]

32. I used to think accordian

but now I kind of like it. Proof that I am aging.

So I'm going with punk.

[Proud_Democratt]

33. Barry Manilow

[GoneOffShore]

34. Another thought - All Barney

All the time, with the Giggles thrown in.

[diamondsndust]

72. OMFG!!!!! Now you've gone and done it!!

That freakin' song is running thru my head now!!!!!!! :banghead:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Bossy Monkey]

35. Pina Colada Song n/t

[AccessGranted]

36. Reggaeton

New genre. I guess it's like Latin music and Reggae mixed together. I can't take it! It's chaotic!

[TroubleMan]

37. LOL....my stepson loves reggaeton

I like a couple of songs, but they use the exact same beat for every song.

[AccessGranted]

38. Exactly!

That's why I can't stand it. Hahahaha!

[TroubleMan]

39. It's all based on "Dem Bow" - an old Shabba Ranks song

At least 90% of the beats of Reggaeton are based on that one song.

[AccessGranted]

41. Is that what it is! Haha!

I think you're right! LMAO!!! Have you ever heard that new song "Crump it". It will make you loose your religion!

[TroubleMan]

43. I don't know if I heard that one...

I haven't been paying attention lately.

[no name no slogan]

40. Steely Fucking Dan

24/7 :puke:

[regnaD kciN]

68. I thought they specified that it had to be MUSIC...

;-)

[Schema Thing]

88. Here Hear

Hell

[Arkham House]

42. John Denver...

[Zorra]

45. Polka-Rap. Just think about it. n/t

[CPMaz]

73. Admit it,

you know you are going to hell, and are already campaigning for Devil-in-Chief, right? With polka-rap (shudder) as your platform, you're a shoo-in.

LOL

[sarge43]

92. With accordions and tubas n/t

[Hand]

46. "Let the Eeeeeeeaaaaagle soar..."

"Like she's never soooooared before..."

[Heidi]

74. Exactly.

:rofl::spray:

[Seabiscuit]

80. My first thought as well.

[mitchum]

47. Starbuck's "Moonlight Feels Right"

[regnaD kciN]

66. They named a coffee chain after THEM...???

;-)

Actually, until this moment, I never knew the name of that band, only that their song was massively annoying!

[maveric]

48. Yoko Ono and ABBA.

"shudder"

[madrchsod]

49. polka-easy listening.....

awful music. i can stand just about anything else

[fudge stripe cookays]

50. Anything sung by Karen Carpenter...

her voice gives me hives!!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

54. This is where you and I part company

I've always been in love with Karen and her music.

:cry:

[fudge stripe cookays]

56. Sorry man.

I still love you, but hives and nausea are unpleasant for me.

Despite my deep and abiding love for cheesy 70s music (I love KEOM), the Carpenters is where I draw the line.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

62. Well, I guess not everybody can recognize true beauty

Just kidding. Please don't hurt me!

[fudge stripe cookays]

63. .

:spank: Bad boy! Bad!

[regnaD kciN]

70. Oh, come on. The woman was married to a Reagan fund-raiser!

:puke:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

52. Lawrence Welk

[mwdem]

53. Polka...

I hate that fucking shit.

[u4ic]

55. Anything you can line dance to n/t

[Ava]

57. weather channel music!

[Mutley]

78. Hey, sometimes the weather channel plays the Charlie Brown song.

:P

[LibDemAlways]

58. Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life" played

continuously forever.

[Ava]

60. ooh, that one is bad!

along with "wind beneath my wings"

[amerikat]

61. Feelin hot, hot ,hot

I do like the song though.

[laheina]

75. Buster Poindexter.

Isn't that that guy's name? :rofl:

That song is also one of my guilty pleasures. ;)

[swag]

64. The Beach Boys

[XNASA]

81. .

:cry:

[regnaD kciN]

65. Country. What else?

It's already the official music for red states. Is there all that much difference?

:evilgrin:

[deadparrot]

67. Oasis?

:shrug:

[laheina]

76. Manheim Steamroller nt

[devilgrrl]

77. DING DING DING DING DING DING

Oh you got that right!

[mitchum]

82. Living proof that there are second acts in kitsch life...

the guy behind Manheim Steamrolller was also CW McCall of "Convoy" CB radio novelty song fame

[Archae]

83. I happen to LIKE Mannheim Steamroller!

Now hell would have Steve Miller Band, that's for sure. :P

[CPMaz]

84. Hey!

The Steve Miller Band of the late 60s thru the mid 70s was great.

Abracadabra-era? That sucked.


....I've got it! The official music of hell is the first ten seconds of every song that you have ever liked.

An eternity of that kind of a constant tease would drive anyone nuts.

[Patiod]

104. It's great music for ice skating

The local rink used to play it, especially around Christmas

[Mutley]

79. Any song, even one you love, played over and over and over again

for eternity would be pretty hellish.

[rug]

85. Bollywood sound tracks

[Rowdyboy]

86. German, beer-barrel polkas, 24/7.....That is the music of hell....

[Rowdyboy]

87. duplicate

[Aristus]

89. "All 'Lone Star', All The Time", here on 66.6FM, Gehenna Radio.

I'm His Satanic Majesty, The Prince Of Darkness, Lucifer Himself. And I'm going to be spinning these platters for all of eternity...so stay tuned! :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

90. John A$$croft's "Let the Eagle Soar"

makes baby Jesus cry.

[RoyGBiv]

91. Starland Vocal Band ...

Actually, I think it's a Polka band doing a cover of "Afternoon Delight" over and over and over and over ...

[Burma Jones]

93. Broadway Show Tunes

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[vi5]

94. For me it would be the Beatles catalog playing endlessly..

With a background chorus of people yammering on about how important and groundbreaking they were.

"I am the eggman..."
"Oh this was way ahead of it's time...."
"....I am the Walrus...."
"Just listen to that brilliance and the way they..."
"Koo-Koo-Ka Choo"
"...multi tracked the chorus before ANYONE was doing that"
"We all live in a yellow submarine......"
"Oh do you hear that sitar....that reminds me of the story I heard about when John..
"...a yellow submarine...."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Ramsey]

95. Country

Imagine round the clock Billy Ray Cyrus!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

96. That's not Country. New Country, I'd agree with...but Old Country

is my idea of heaven. :)

[sarge43]

97. In the words of Doctor Johnny Fever

The Morman Tabernacle Choir covering You're Having My Baby

[DUHandle]

98. It will be played on vinyl that skips

over circa 1950 horn speakers.

[bleedingheart]

99. "In heaven there is no beer...that's why we drink it here"....

of course it would be polkas....and to top it off..."I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me"....

[gollygee]

100. Mr. Roboto

by Styx

Then

the My Lumps orMy Humps or whatever that black eyed peas song is

[Goblinmonger]

101. and then, and then

that "Ghetto Linedance" or whatever the fuck it is called. Hate that song. They have to play it twice at every high school dance I am required to supervise. Holy shit that song is long.

[HughBeaumont]

102. Jagged Little Pill.

Wail-o-rama, fake angsty girl shit. Has about a three-day shelf life, max. I still can't believe such an awful collection of songs sold over 20 million worldwide.

[Joey Liberal]

103. Rap and Heavy Metal n.t

[Darth_Kitten]

105. Anything by Vicki Lawrence....

The Night the lights went out in Georgia. ;)