Either the cat took a shit in here, or I need to shower again

[HEyHEY]

Something doesn't smell too good. ANd I've check, I smell fine, like morning mountain body wash in fact.
Damned cat.... time to staple his asshole shut.

[ZombieNixon]

1. Wrong. Time to make a double cat shit sandwich with horseradish

and give it to one of those assholes in the bar. :D

[tjwmason]

2. Damn beat me to it.

:grr:

[ZombieNixon]

4. Haha.

"Double cat shit sandwich with horseradish" is my meme now! :D

[tjwmason]

5. If it's that important to you.

But "double cat-shit sandwich with mustard" is herking well mine.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

6. That's fine.

I would think that horseradish on cat shit would be far more offensive smelling. :puke: And therefore far more appropriate to describe people I don't like. :D

[tjwmason]

8. You don't know what type of mustard I mean.

I'm thinking of some really pungent whole-grain stuff - most definitely not that pointless crap which comes out of squeazy bottles.

[ZombieNixon]

10. Well, I suppose the condiment on the sandwich might vary

depending on the level of dislike for the person being described. :D

[tjwmason]

11. Just remember that you need my permission before using mustard.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

12. Yeah, well, I'll let you know.

Good mustard would be a shame to waste on Double Cat Shit Sandwich Man. :shrug:

[MiniMandaRuth]

15. Fine! Double cat shit sandwich with sauerkraut is mine, then!

:P

just butting in.

[Skittles]

3. JAYSUS HEyHEY

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[leftofthedial]

7. could be both

[In_The_Wind]

9. Clean the cat box and take another shower.

Everything will smell better.

[kedrys]

13. So you're the reason Socrates has been walking around with potty butt

for the past day and a half. :P

[chookie]

14. That darn cat

About a week ago I was standing in line in the grocery store, when I received a waft of a slight but terrible odor. I kinda looked around to see what unwashed barbarian was exuding it, and they all looked pretty normal.

When I got undressed that night, I found a plastic bag with a small amount of dog poop in it. I wasn't near a trash can when he did his business, and stashed it away in my pocket until I found one. And then I forgot.