AUST. SMOKING RESEARCH INSTITUTE FINDS SMOKING DEATHS WOULD BE HALVED

[Random_Australian]

If you divided them by 2!

[Droopy]

1. With science like that

I need to move to Australia.

[Random_Australian]

2. thanks.

[Droopy]

6. Will they call me a damn yankee

and talk about me badly behind my back?

[Ava]

7. nope, that's us southerners!

:P

[Droopy]

8. Australia is more southern than you all could ever hope to be

:P

[Ava]

9. ya'll AINT met me yet!

:P i'm as southern as southern gets. ;)


however, there are rednecks EVERYWHERE!

[Random_Australian]

12. Southern hemisphere. You lose. Simple.

[DS1]

13. You're so southern, even your water's backwards

;-)

[Random_Australian]

17. Nope, it isn't.

[DS1]

40. Find, you're so Southern, you done circumnavigated your ass

and came back around

[Ava]

42. howdy DS1!

what's happening?

[Random_Australian]

64. bye!

[Ava]

15. damn aussie!

[Random_Australian]

20. Yes, us Aussies build dams. it's dry here, so sue me!

[Ava]

23. you are so frustrating!

really! :P

[Random_Australian]

24. Well, call me an orangutan and shove a crowbar up my nose!

(FYI that is my impression of a Southern State American)

[Ava]

26. i hate you!

:cry:

[Random_Australian]

28. Awwwww.....

:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:
                                                  :loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:
                              :loveya::pals::pals::pals::pals::hug::hug::hug::hug::pals::pals::pals::pals::loveya:
          :loveya::loveya::loveya::pals::pals::pals::hug::hug::hug:YOU ARE HERE:hug::hug::hug::pals::pals::pals::loveya::loveya::loveya:
                             :loveya::pals::pals::pals::pals::hug::hug::hug::hug::pals::pals::pals::pals::loveya:
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Feel better?

[Ava]

29. NO!

:P

[Random_Australian]

30. No, what about if I say this?

Peace is for wusses!























:hide::yoiks::hide:

[Ava]

31. i say you, aussie wussie, better run!

[Random_Australian]

32. Uh huh. You will run to Aust, will you? better be good at treading water.

ba-dum tish!

[Ava]

33. nope, i'll fly then run

[Random_Australian]

34. yep, fly to the coast, run over the ocean. Affects nothing.

[Ava]

35. *sigh* you frustrate me

[Random_Australian]

36. Awwww.... have I said hello to you yet?

Welcome to DU!

:hi:                       :hi:
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:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:
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[Ava]

37. now who could frown at that?

[Random_Australian]

38. Not this guy!

         :bounce::bounce:                      :bounce::bounce:
    :bounce::party::bounce:                :bounce::party::bounce:



                                 :bounce:
                            :bounce:  :bounce:



    :bounce::bounce:                                 :bounce::bounce:
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                    :bounce:  :bounce:  :bounce::bounce:

[Ava]

39. now that's disturbing

:yoiks:

[Random_Australian]

41. Call that disturbing? THIS is disturbing!

Bill O'Reilly: America's next Astronaut?
Message: Bill O'Reilly today anounced he was "Seriously high, man, try this whack sh*t" , which a colleague and spokesman for Bill announced was "part of his plan to become an Astronaut"

[Ava]

43. hmmm... ok?

:P


you crazy aussie boy!

[Random_Australian]

44. And sometimes when I answer the phone,

It isn't for me! Is that what I pay my Taxes for?

[Ava]

45. i guess so?

:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

46. What are you on? That was a weird and disturbing answer. You crazy!

:silly:

[Ava]

47. i'm crazy?

i thought YOU were! :P

[Random_Australian]

48. Of course you did. Because you are crazy.

And you have flies in your eyes.

[Ava]

49. what does deon think of all of this?

:P

[Random_Australian]

50. Perhaps in a few days, there might really be a Naomi. Or a few weeks.

Or an Amy or a Rita. I am suddenly popular.

[Ava]

51. that's excellent!

:)

[Random_Australian]

52. It certainly is! Just wait until you are a uni student! After bieng in

rednecksville, it is awesome.

[Ava]

53. what's that supposed to mean?

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

54. It means, when you are in uni, you will find nicer guys than before you

were at uni. Simple. What did you think it meant?

[Ava]

55. i was joking!

:D

chill aussieboy! chill!

[Random_Australian]

56. *ahem* I hate you again! (deja vú anyone? ;))

[Ava]

57. psh!

just, psh!

[Random_Australian]

58. It is spelt fish. What about fish?

[Ava]

59. huh?

[Random_Australian]

60. there is that Human Unanimous Heuristics again. What does it mean?

you crazy. :P

[Ava]

61. huh? huh? huh?

what did you say? :P

[Random_Australian]

62. Bye!

[Ava]

63. later!

[Random_Australian]

65. I'm back!

[Ava]

69. too late!

:( :hi:

[Random_Australian]

10. Call that a Southerner? THIS is a southerner!

(As in Southern Hemisphere)

ME!

(no pic 4u)

[Ava]

11. psh! you aren't a southern! you are down under!

[Ava]

3. OMG! THIS IS HUGH1!

[Jazz2006]

4. Impressive researchers, those.

:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

5. What are you waiting for?

Get started!!!

:rofl:

[jane_pippin]

14. Did you know

[jane_pippin]

16. that as a

[jane_pippin]

18. smoker, I find all of this

[jane_pippin]

19. totally

[jane_pippin]

21. fascinating?

(Sorry guys--I had to do it. All in good fun)

:loveya:

[Random_Australian]

22. Moo!

Edit: Ya beat me!

[jane_pippin]

25. Eh, A for effort though.

Have a lovely evening--It's time for beer drinking now.

[Random_Australian]

27. thanks.

[In_The_Wind]

66. It didn't help my old friend.

RIP Teddy :cry:

[Random_Australian]

67. Awwww....

:hug::hug:

[In_The_Wind]

68. I miss him so much. He was only 63 when emphysema killed him.

I tried for years to get him to quit smoking. :cry: