In honour of the Kentucky Derby - NAME a racehorse

[yvr girl]

I'm going with: Full of Surprises

[ZombieNixon]

1. Cat Shit Sandwich

:D

[Ignacio Upton]

24. GannonGuckert

Only this horse would be a gelding. :evilgrin: :evilfrown:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Maximum 18 characters by the way. I go with "Silent Symphony"

[yvr girl]

5. I didn't know there was a limit

I just squeaked by

[billyskank]

9. 26 characters in Britain and Ireland

How do I know? I work for the administrators of horse racing in the UK and Ireland, and the "name" column on the "animal" table in our database is 26 characters wide.

The animal name usually includes a country indicator (e.g. "(USA)") though, so I guess that's 20 characters really.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. The Shocker.

I always said my last Geman Shepherd should have been named Crazy Bitch or Big Disappointment, but the breeder got to name her in the contract, so she was MVP's Tribal Tribute.

I liked her. It's just that we meant to breed and show her, but she became overly protective. Her personality ruined her career, but she did get win some during her brief career (aggressive at 7 months).

[Jazz2006]

4. "Maximum Eighteen Characters"

sounds like a good horse name to me :D

[terrya]

6. Glamourous Life

[wildhorses]

7. Thomas Raymond ......

in honor of my Granpa who passed away on Derby Day 2 years ago. I am not going to post his last name but, it is also 6 letters so, it works out to the perfect 18!!!

[no name no slogan]

8. Miles Long and the Money Shots

oh wait, that was the name of my lounge act :yoiks:

[RedG1]

10. Running On Empty...

named after The Decider <giggle>,,,
and it came in last place

[Flaxbee]

11. Northern Dancer

Man o War
Seabiscuit
And the phenomenal Secretariat

And today's winner, Barbaro

[wildhorses]

15. excuse me, but haven't those names already been taken?

:P

[Flaxbee]

30. silly me. didn't realize what the game was!

;-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Hung Like a Me

:P

[yvr girl]

16. I say

Proof required.

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Ask the horse

It's his name.

[DS1]

13. First or Glue

[yvr girl]

18. Dude, that's harsh

Glue even if they place or show?

[DS1]

28. I guess that's for the owner to know

:D

[Archae]

14. George W. Bush.

Oh wait...that's just the horse's ass... :D

[dajoki]

33. Wasn't the jockey Dick Cheney?

Oh, sorry, just another horses ass.

[Awsi Dooger]

17. Mud Or Tucker

That was an actual name of a horse maybe a decade ago. Somehow it slipped past the profanity sensors. You can imagine how it sounded when called by the track announcer during a heated race. They eventually forced a name change.

[reyd reid reed]

19. One for the Money

or, alternately, Going for Broke.

[blockhead]

20. 'Hoof Hearted' n/t

[originalpckelly]

22. Gone with the wind, in honor of our President. (n/t)

[KamaAina]

25. Don't forget his stablemate, Dummy Jones.

both in the brush-colored silks of Crawford Stables, a whooly-owned subsidiary of The Carlyle Group.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

23. Pocket Aces

[jakefrep]

26. Ron Jeremy

And there really is a racehorse named Ron Jeremy

http://racing.ustrotting.com/race_result.cfm?race_id=1810044&target=849227

[KitchenWitch]

27. TittyTwist

[AccessGranted]

29. Fartknocker

That would be horse's name!

[Blue-Jay]

31. Spooey Towel

[APPLE314]

32. Name it for the stables like the LAZY M F

Name it for the stables like the LAZY M F