James Wolcott always makes me smile..

[Gormy Cuss]

My vision of Hell isn't the Satrean void but the old melodramatic studio set of a fiery pit with bubbling lava photographed through a red gel. Like you, perhaps, I can idly daydream about this scheming warmonger or that taking turns blowing Satan, as Louis C.K. might say, while Roy Cohn turns on a spit and everyone who was ever cruel to animals is used as a chew toy by the creature they abused...

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