I hate Porn night

[arwalden]

When I was the only one watching, it was ok. But now that everyone does it... it's a night of 1000 worries. I'm so self-conscious watching porn with strangers. Anyone else hate porn night?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. I don't .

It's the best . I always go stag ;) :evilgrin:

[terrya]

2. I have such feelings of inadequacy on porn night

Why can't I, for instance, look like Matt Rush?

Those porn actors...with their looks and bodies and large equipment...it's frustrating, I tell you. :cry:

[Pied Piper]

3. Because, um,

only Matt Rush looks like Matt Rush. And personally, I don't think he's all that and a bag of chips..

Now, let me see some young Cliff Parker, before he did the buff body-builder thing. Yum!!

[terrya]

4. Well, it's all subjective

I just threw out the Matt Rush name.

I remember Rick Donovan. There was another hottie. :-)

[Pied Piper]

7. Just don't get me started about Pavel Novotny!! (nt)

[terrya]

8. No...I won't say anything about Pavel (hottie) Novotny (hottie)

I do agree with you there. :-)

[bigwillq]

5. LOL!

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

6. I didn't know there was a Porn Night.

[skygazer]

9. Well, you could go out on the porch and quilt instead

Just an idea. :shrug:

[arwalden]

10. But... they have needles!