I'd like to extend an invitation to the pants party.

[eyepaddle]

The Party,

with pants...the pants party.

[wildhorses]

1. so...

are pants optional?

[eyepaddle]

3. Brick, are you trying to tell me

that there is a party in your pants and I'm invited?

[wildhorses]

4. how can there be a party in my pants if I am NOT wearing any?

:shrug:

[Ivan Sputnik]

2. Party In My Pants

"There's a party in my pants
And I want you all to come
Voobanahana vop bop
There's a party in my pants
And I want you all to come
Voobanahana vop bop
Just got into town tonite oh yeah
Oh my pants they fit so tight oh yeah
Come along the surf is right oh yeah
Bring some beer and being some cheese oh yeah
Bite and tease and squeeze me please oh yeah
We will soon be on our knees oh yeah
After all is done and said oh yeah
You've been entertained and fed oh yeah
Now it's time to use your head uh huh
Yeah."
--"Party In My Pants", music and lyrics by Barnes & Barnes