Titles, a game

[sakabatou]

Rule of the game: Change one letter of a TV show, movie or book to create a new title. The new title must also come with a description of what the new title is.

Example: The Bold and the Beautiful - The Bald and the Beautiful, a new TV drama/soap which centers around bald people and their clingyness to their one and only bottle of Rogaine.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. My mind got to "t--i--t" and stopped.

Needed to take a second look at that subject line, there.

:crazy:

[bigwillq]

2. The Young and the Rustless

a new TV drama/soap which centers around an auto body shop and the lives and loves of characters who hate rust.

:)

[Briarius]

3. who is Dolly Parton?

ok, how about The doiley show with Jon Stewart then?

[no name no slogan]

4. I'll take Jap Anus Relations for $1000, Trebek

[sakabatou]

5. Whatever your joke is, I don't want to hear it!

[philosophie_en_rose]

113. Anal Bum Cover for $300, Trebek.

:P

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

6. Bing of the Hill

Bing Crosby impersonator Duke Hazlett entertains the residents of Telegraph Hill, San Francisco with classic songs and routines.

[Duer 157099]

10. King of the Hall

Bobby becomes a hall monitor in this new network spinoff

[Xipe Totec]

7. The Young and the Brestless

Happy go lucky comedy about life in a breast enlargement clinic in Hollywood CA.

[sakabatou]

8. That 70s Shoe

A biography of Ryan Stile's shoes.

[Duer 157099]

9. Puff

Showtime series follows the adventures of a pot-smoking psychiatrist

[timber84]

11. I got one but don't want to piss anyone off

[Duer 157099]

13. Oh piss away

(not to be confused with "oh piss off")

[timber84]

14. Family Gay

Peter and Lois come out of the closet.

[Duer 157099]

16. LOL! I was going to post that

and I wasn't worried about offending anyone -- mine was going to star Mary Cheney :-)

[timber84]

17. that's great and we can have Brian and Barnie(GWB's dog) in some juicy

sex scandal!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

119. Family Goy

All the Griffins convert to Judaism except baby Stewie, whose next plan to rule the world involves buying controlling shares of the world's largest ham manufacturer.

[Duer 157099]

12. The Sampsons

Sampson and Delilah finally tie the knot and settle down in suburbia

[Duer 157099]

15. The F Word

HBO comedy special

[JohnKleeb]

18. Law and Oder

A crime drama about cops who work on the Oder River in Germany and solve cases.

Lame I know.

[TroubleMan]

19. Saturday Night Love

Will Ferrell and Chris Rattan host a love talk call-in show.

[Duer 157099]

20. Reap Time with Bill Maher

Bill's show goes into reruns while Bill travels to Hawaii for "harvest time"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

21. The X-iles

Two Cuban cops investigate sightings of Fidel Castro's ghost in Little Havana. The fact that Fidel castro is still alive compounds the mystery.

[timber84]

22. Beet the Press

no explanation needed

[Duer 157099]

23. Post

This new exciting reality series follows the online posting habits of DUs most prolific writers

[TroubleMan]

24. Hollywood Squires

A contest to see who can kiss Bruce Villanch's ass the most.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. B*A*S*H

The adventures of a bunch of Unix shell script programmers in Korea.

[Duer 157099]

35. H*A*S*H

Spinoff follows the kitchen staff of the B*A*S*H crew

[timber84]

37. lol n/t

[timber84]

38. American Idle

what seemingly happens to America after the finale, why i don't know

[TroubleMan]

26. The Powder Puff Girls

They're all druggies.

[timber84]

27. Wheel of Fartune

Combines name that tune and wheel of fortune what a gas!

[Duer 157099]

28. Barscape

New comedy series follows the fun adventures of two goofy bar hopping alcoholics

[Duer 157099]

29. This Odd House

DIY network presents a look at strange houses around the world

[timber84]

30. Crabs

sponge bob's show about famous sea lifes homes

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

31. Horse

A veterinarian with a perpetual foul mood diagnoses weird equine diseases.

[TroubleMan]

33. or how about Louse

nt.

[Duer 157099]

32. Good Cats

Crime fighting felines save the day one more time!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

34. Touched by an Anvil

Road Runner toons retold from the perspective of Wile E. Coyote.

[Duer 157099]

63. Torched by an Angel

Fallen angel, that is!

[Duer 157099]

36. Prison Freak

What happens when "Oz" meets "Carnivale"?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. Suck Rogers in the 25th Century

Find out what the "beedeebeedee" sound Twiki made REALLY means.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

40. Lex and the City

Chronicles of Lex Luthor's attempts to get laid in Metropolis.

[timber84]

41. good one

[timber84]

44. i liked the beer hunter

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

103. Wasn't a TV show but what the hell -- back by popular demand:

The Beer Hunter: Cop show set in the Prohibition era

Edit: Now I see movies are OK. I'm dense lately.

[ComerPerro]

116. LOL

Sad thing is, I'm such a fanboy dork that I would watch that.

[Duer 157099]

42. GSI: Grime Scene Investigations

CSI meets Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

[Duer 157099]

43. Tops

(ain't gonna even say) but it's on SHOW

[Duer 157099]

45. Hippy Days

Clone of That 70s Show, on another network

[Duer 157099]

46. Emeril Love

BAM!!

[TroubleMan]

47. I Love Jucy.

Ricky dumps Lucy for a stripper.

[Duer 157099]

48. Jill and Grace

Will finally gets that sex-change operation he's been secretly wanting

[TroubleMan]

49. The Hineymooners

A reduntant title, and it jumps the shark as soon as Jackie Gleason shows his ass.

[Duer 157099]

51. (my heads about to explode I'm laughing so hard)

[Duer 157099]

50. Without a Truce

Documentary exploring the Iraq war

[TheCentepedeShoes]

52. Bet Smart

Bill Bennett's gambling tips.

[timber84]

53. Gimme a Freak

Nell becomes Dave Chappelle's girlfriend

[deadparrot]

54. The West Wang.

I don't think the description would be Lounge-appropriate. :D

[TroubleMan]

55. The Dikes of Hazzard

After global warming, Hazzard County is flooded.

....
I know you thought I was going to use a different meaning for dikes:)

[Duer 157099]

56. MethBusters

Crime drama follows cops in rural areas

[TroubleMan]

59. or they scope out pharmacies.

nt.

[timber84]

57. Lost in MySpace

Will Robinson's adventures on the net

[Duer 157099]

58. LOL, ouch, my head hurts, these are too funny (and fun to do!)

[TroubleMan]

60. The robot has a pedophile alert: "DANGER, DANGER!!"

LOL>

[sakabatou]

91. Uh... I think that one broke the rule...

You can only change ONE letter.

Mine: Lott in Space - Watch as Trent Lott tries to get to the moon. Without oxygen.

[av8rdave]

106. Last In Space

A documentary about Bangladesh's long overdue effort to launch their first satellite.

[Duer 157099]

61. The Amazing Rice

Food Network's newest show about, what else, RICE!!

[timber84]

62. lol

husband yelling at me i'm laughing so hard

[Duer 157099]

65. this is one of the funnest times I've had at DU

and I've had lots of fun here!

[timber84]

66. i'm crying over methbusters

[TroubleMan]

64. Sexame Street

Tickle Me Elmo...huh?

[ComerPerro]

117. ROFL

[timber84]

67. Star Trik

Jim gets a different john on every episode

[Duer 157099]

68. Malcolm in the Fiddle

Malcolm gets the starring role in the school play of Fiddler on the Roof

[TroubleMan]

75. MalcolmX In The Middle

nt.

[Duer 157099]

69. Desperate Housewines

The dregs

[Duer 157099]

70. Nurture

New PBS series goes head-to-head with the longstanding "Nature" thus addressing the question...

(ok that was a little bit of a cheat but I couldn't resist)

[TheCentepedeShoes]

71. The Lizard of Oz

Giant komodo dragon attacks Sydney.

[Duer 157099]

72. Curl Your Enthusiasm

(I have no idea)

[Duer 157099]

73. Pig Love

(running title for "Deliverance")

[Duer 157099]

74. The GOPranos

Republican Mafia

[Duer 157099]

76. Encourage

Four friends mutually support each other through their careers

[TroubleMan]

77. Malice

Flo says "kiss my grits" one too many times, and it gets ugly.

[Duer 157099]

78. Dirty Jabs

Another HBO comedy special

[Duer 157099]

79. Two and a Half Zen

(Buddhists, that is)

[Whoa_Nelly]

80. Meal Or No Meal

A new food game show where there are numbered lunch boxes sitting on top of small dorm-type refrigerators. The contestant selects one unopened lunch box from the group hoping that in the end s/he will win a lifetime All You Can Eat Buffet prize. Each lunch box on the refrigerator stage has a variety of items in them ranging from the small chicken bone to a full Texas style chicken friend steak and mashed potatoes covered in gravy. The contestant must choose each numbered lunch box, hoping s/he picks the smaller type meals such as yogurt, salad, or such. After every few picks, a chef calls the host, Howie LoveHandle, and makes the contestant an offer such as a week's dining at 4 Seasons across from Central Park. If the contestant does not take the offer, s/he must eat what they have acquired so far as they seek to win the Big Meal Deal that could be in the lunch box they chose as the hopeful grand prize.

The big downside catch to this game is that inside one of the dorm refrigerators is a mdiget that could pop out at any time if the lunch box on top of that refrigerator is selected by the contestant. At that point the contestant has to completely forfeit the game. It's suspensful, scary, and makes for great family viewing

It really is quite an exciting show, and has the audience actually drooling over all the goodies.

[TroubleMan]

81. Thee's Company

Who knew Suzanne Somers could do Shakespeare?

[TheCentepedeShoes]

82. Three Days of the Condom

ok, me go nite-nite now. Obviously stayed up too late.

[TroubleMan]

83. The Greatest American Nero

It's about bush, of course.

[TroubleMan]

84. Gold Times (starring Jimmy Walker as a 49'er)

You know what Jimmy's favorite mining tool is?

....


DYNOMITE!!!

[timber84]

85. I dream of Weanie

larry Hagman is well you know.....fond of beanie weanies

[TroubleMan]

88. LOL...and this guy can still be on the show:

[TroubleMan]

86. Sanford & Sin

A soft porn series starring Red Fox....Every money shot you hear, "Oh no! It's the big one!"

[timber84]

87. Leave it to Beaver

no change necessary

[timber84]

89. By three dads

the story of michael jackson's kids

[TroubleMan]

90. My Three Nads

LOL!

[sakabatou]

92. Goyz in the Hood

Harlem Golebtrotters and several rabbis team up to take out the KKK.

[valerief]

93. Fake the Nation.

Secret society of media whores who compete to sell the biggest lie to the nation. Points are scored by onine polls.

[Duer 157099]

94. Untrapped

Reality show about engaged couples breaking up just before the wedding

[Duer 157099]

95. Miami Lice

Exposing the culprits behind the theft of election 2000

[Duer 157099]

96. $40-A-Gay

Rachel Ray of FoodTV hosts this new travel adventure where she gets $40 for every gay guy she spots

[Duer 157099]

97. Little Mouse on the Prairie

...or is he a prairie dog? Tune in and find out

[sakabatou]

114. Little Louse on the Prairie

The adventures of a tick on the body of Charles Philip Ingalls.

[Duer 157099]

98. Fight Court

Sequel to Fight Club

[Duer 157099]

99. Ill in the Family

Discovery Health Channel presents medical mysteries affecting families

[Duer 157099]

100. One Life to Give

Documentary examining the psychology of suicide bombers

[Duer 157099]

101. 20/30

Shows getting a little old and needs bifocals

[Duer 157099]

102. The Prick is Right

(can't think of a good description -- help)

[rocktivity]

104. M*O*S*H

Punk and heavy metal fans compete for cash prizes by slam dancing and crowd surfing to live band performances.

:headbang:
rocknation

[Smooth Operator]

105. Tedium

About a woman who is visited by dead Republicans who are still looking for WMDs in Iraq. :eyes:

[Duer 157099]

111. lol

[av8rdave]

107. Six Feet Udder

A critical look at how steroids and hormones have impacted the dairy industry.

[av8rdave]

108. Miami Lice

A public health documentary

[sakabatou]

115. Miami Dice

A series about a casiono and its crew on the beaches of Miami, Fla.

[av8rdave]

109. Disparate Housewives

A sitcom about the merry mixups that occur when family of Air America Radio fans moves in next door to a Dittohead couple.

[Smooth Operator]

110. Malice

What happens when Michele Malkin and Ann Colter go to work at a diner.

[Duer 157099]

112. LOL to all of them!

I'm still laughing -- I'd reply individually with a "lol" to all of them but that'd make the thread too cumbersome, so I'll resist. So everyone, take this as your "LOL" to your post, ok? (

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

118. But wait, there's more!

T.W.A.T. -- a day in the life of Sean Hannity
Without a Trade -- chronicles GWB's various failed attempts at enterpreneurship
Deep Space Sine -- the adventures of a Trigonomery teacher that enlists in the Starfleet
Kunt Fu -- Sue Johannson's spinoff show targeted to lesbians
Fart to fart -- Cold War era thriller depicting chemical warfare arms race
Fission: Impossible -- The insides of the Manhattan Project and their struggle to make the A-bomb
Bozanza -- A family of clowns settles in the Wild West
Mime Tunnel -- Marcel Marceau tries to escape prison