Fuck it---OAJD. (MMR! Ava! Come quickly!!)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

(No, not fuck him.... Gutterminds! :P)

You may read the saga of "OAJD" in my journal--the threads "Why Am I Finding This Local Musician So Attractive?", "HehHehHeh....I'm Back to Lookin' at Older Attractive Jazzers Again!", and "To MMR, et al.: Well, There's Always Jazz to Handle... (PICTURES!! OMG!!)" are relevant.

:evilgrin:


If I show you this, you are sworn to secrecy. Every one of you. Even the jazzers. Even the Mainers. EVERYONE!







......










"But we've seen that, WIMR!" you cry.




....







Have you seen that??



Or THAT?

Feast upon his older glory!

:loveya:

WIMR

[lizziegrace]

1. You have exquisite taste my dear.

:)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. Hah.

I knew it.

:loveya:--to both you and him!

:hug:

[TroubleMan]

3. Dammit....I'll have to change all of my WWOAJDD? t-shirts

nt.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. Oh gods....

PLEASE no!

Or if you do, don't post 'em here and embarrass me.

:P :P

:hi:

:rofl:

[kiraboo]

5. He looks a little too much like my husband for me to want

to do any feasting. But you, go ahead and enjoy!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. Ye gods...Tell me that's not Maine on your profile.

:scared:

[kiraboo]

8. Of course it is. Why?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. Because I was just flipping out that you might actually BE his wife.

:evilgrin:

Considering he's from Maine, and all. But you were talking about a son earlier, were you not? This jazzer has no children, I believe.

:scared:

:D

Anyhoo--it's always good to "see" another Mainer around here, whether it gives me a momentary heart attack or no.

:hi:

[kiraboo]

10. Oh, I get it! Nope, that's not him.

He's a physicist and can't play any instrument at all.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

13. Thank all.

*wipes sweat from brow*

:D

Anyway--:hi:!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. Self-indulgent, whoring kick.

:9

:kick:

[TroubleMan]

11. With WIMR's consent, here's the new T-Shirt

LOL..I wonder if this guy would find this funny or creepy that he's got his image on a T-shirt already.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. I don't know him, so I couldn't say.

I'd guess a little freaked out, though.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

14. Must...resist...temptation... to...Photoshop...eyes....

ACK! x(

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. NO! YOU MEANIE!

:grr::grr::grr:

:P

[ZombieNixon]

16. Which style would you prefer? Or do you think he'd prefer?

:shrug:

:P

:hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

17. Stop it.

(I'm series!!! :grr:)

I'm so embarrassed right now....My cheeks look like they've been burned...

:blush:

[ZombieNixon]

18. Fine, fine, I'll stop...

:eyes:

:P

(You want me to Photoshop your pic to make your cheeks red—OK, OK, fine, I'm going. :yoiks:)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

19. He finally gets a little dignity.

:eyes:

:P

[ZombieNixon]

20. Just when you think I've changed...

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

21. You. Gave. Me. A. Fucking. Heart. Attack.

:scared:

:spank:

[ZombieNixon]

24. Hey, I was tempted to Photoshop my lips onto the pocket.

But I got lazy. :shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. Thank all for that.

:P :P

[ZombieNixon]

30. Oh, you asked for it!

No, no, never mind. Lazy.































For now.



















I'll spring it on you when you least expect it.



















Naw, I'll probably forget. :shrug:

[Mutley]

32. I think you should do it.

Just to get on WIMR's nerves. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

35. Maybe...just maybe.

:evilgrin:

Back or side pocket? :shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

38. Fuck you.

In the least literal sense possible.

:P :P

[Mutley]

42. Back.

Then we all have the added benefit of looking at your ass.

Did that just come out of my mouth? :o

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

46. Why do you hate Amerikkker????

:P

[Mutley]

47. Again...

O8) O8)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

50. Yeah, yeah....

*grumbles*

[JohnKleeb]

36. second that notion

The eye on the guys ass just made my day a little better.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

40. Don't listen to him.

PLEASE.

:scared:

[Mutley]

44. I just said that.

:7

[ZombieNixon]

45. Kleeb likes my butt!

:o

:silly:

:hide:

[JohnKleeb]

48. No it was funny

Wackjob

[ZombieNixon]

52. BWAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

OK, now I gotta get to work on...stuff...and things...:evilgrin: :hide:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

54. Bastaaad.

:grr:

:P

[ZombieNixon]

65. And here we have the extra-creepy version.

Hey, be grateful, I could have gone the full-eyebrow route and drawn hair on my lower lip. :P

[Mutley]

67. That's fantastic.

I gotta save that one. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

70. Umm...

:scared:

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

71. I'll show the whole Lounge!

Wait, you already did that... :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

83. Like we wanna see that.

:scared:

:rofl:

[Mutley]

55. I hope you mean a certain photoshop.

:evilgrin: :yoiks:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

58. *gets out paddle*

Do you need to be spanked??

:spank:

[Mutley]

59. Always!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

61. Mmhmm. Sure.

:P

[Mutley]

62. ...

O8)

This smilie sure is gettin' a lot of use tonight.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

63. Along with these:

:eyes:
:grr:
:spank:

and, of course:

:loveya:

[Mutley]

64. ...

:loveya:

:D

[ZombieNixon]

66. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5129030&mesg_id=5129412

O8)

[JohnKleeb]

57. Turdburglar

and I now laugh at you because I don't have school. Yeah go 'head and wack your way to bliss foo.

[ZombieNixon]

68. Bastid.

:grr:

[JohnKleeb]

73. Fucktard

:P

[ZombieNixon]

74. Manwo

:P

[JohnKleeb]

75. Assmongrel

[ZombieNixon]

76. Herknugget sandwich

[JohnKleeb]

77. Monkey Shit Eater

:P

[ZombieNixon]

78. Horseradish nutbag

:P

[JohnKleeb]

79. Tom Cruise's Mother

[ZombieNixon]

80. Oh, it's on now!

:grr:

:P

[Mutley]

22. Dude, that first one is freaking me out.

:scared:

The second one is just funny. :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

25. Thank you, thank you, I also do birthdays and bar mitzvahs.

Don't forget to tip your mods, they work hard to lock your threads. :silly:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

27. That joke's so old it's creaking.

:crazy:

:P

[ZombieNixon]

31. Be careful with that line, it's an antique.

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

41. Look out! Don't drop that thing!

:P

[Mutley]

29. Hey, I've never had a locked thread.

:P

'Cause I'm a good girl. O8)

[ZombieNixon]

33. No. The mods just aren't werkin' hard enuf.

You, good?! :rofl:

[Mutley]

39. I'm just more subtle than some people I know.

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

49. Like Mr. Hey- I'm - An - Antique - Who - Likes - Eyes over there?

:eyes:

:P

[Mutley]

51. Among others.

:D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

56. Heh, yeah.

:D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

43. Neither have I, come to think of it....

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

81. That first one is freaky.

Yet kind of hot? :wtf:

[In_The_Wind]

23. Nice. Very Nice!

;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

28. Ya think?

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[In_The_Wind]

34. Yes, I do.

You show impeccable taste. :)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

53. That's what comes of being unable to look at an agemate without

rolling my eyes--I look at better specimens, instead.

:P

[Jazz2006]

37. Mmmmmm. You do have good taste in OAJDs....

and he has good taste in pianos.

:D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

60. Yeah. I can never tell whether the drool is for the man or the ivories.

I'll go with both.

:loveya:

:D

[Jazz2006]

72. Yep, me too.

I have a Yamaha mid-size grand but I can't tell from the perspective of those photos whether his is the same as mine or whether it's a baby grand. It looks smaller than mine from that angle so I'm thinking baby grand, but either way, it's a wonderful piano and he's a hottie for an OAJD

:D :D :D :D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

84. I think it's a baby grand, though I don't actually know.

Either way: :loveya:

:evilgrin:

[MiniMandaRuth]

69. YUM.....

:9

[WritingIsMyReligion]

85. You know it.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

82. Oh my.

I approve! :thumbsup:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

86. You and every other DU female.

:loveya::loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

87. Oh well now that explains quite a lot

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

88. Doesn't it????

:D

:hi:

[Ava]

89. oooh! yur gonna get caught!

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

90. Naw, I'm not.

:loveya:

[Ava]

91. you do realize there are 89,070 users on DU right?

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

92. Yup.

But STILL.

:P :P

[Ava]

93. is OAJD a democrat?

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

94. I know his wife is a rabid progressive.

I ASSUME she married a like-minded fellow.

Anyway, he's a JAZZER. How many conservative jazzers are there out there??

:evilgrin:

[Ava]

95. i wouldn't be surprised if either he or his wife are on this forum!

or at least SOMEONE who knows you! :rofl:


i'm just trying to mess with ya! :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

96. Well, I wish you'd stop it.

You're starting to make me anxious!

:yoiks:

:P

[Ava]

97. you should be!

:rofl:


:P