Hilarious messageboard plugin

[DS1]

hmmm, wonder how many times they've done this to me..


ere is a 3.5 version of the ever popular "miserable users" plugin. Basically a way to really annoy anyone you don't want visiting your forum. Based on the original idea & hack for vb2 by Zzed, and the vb3 port by KuraFire.

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I have no idea what that means.

Guess I'll have to take your word that it is hilarious.

[havocmom]

2. ssshhhh! Don't give Skinner any ideas

Hey, does DU seem a little slow today, or is it just me?

[DS1]

3. I think it's just us

:scared:

[SOteric]

4. Heh. Does it come with suggestions

on what to say when they call the Help Desk? Or does one just take them through a few useless processes and then refer them out to a good anti-virus program?

:hi:

[DS1]

5. One thing it does is reroute alerts to the people you're alerting on

:rofl:

[SOteric]

6. OOOooooo! How delightfully evil!

:7