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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:58 AM
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Oh crap! She is FLINGING POO!
Well sort of.

I just got a call from my wife-daycare called her our little Josie apparently had yet another blowout and got some on her hand and ....well....some of it ended up on her cheek.

So far they don't think she ate any.

Great!

I think she has been listening to Poppa too much. I much jokes about flinging poo (in the voice of Mason the Chimpanzee from "Madagascar")all the time especially when changing her.

"If you have poo fling it NOW"

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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:59 AM
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1. Is it monkey poo?
She doesn't look like a monkey.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:59 AM
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2. Ewwwww
if it makes you feel any better, even if she were to, uhm, ingest some, as long as it's her own she won't get sick.

You don't want to know why I know that. :hi:
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:47 PM
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15. The things that I learn in the lounge!
:rofl:

:hi:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 12:03 PM
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3. LeftyKid but a chunk out of his once
it was :puke: but he's still among the living.
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:21 PM
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5. I usually don't care about typos
but yours is funny in your subject line.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 12:04 PM
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4. Great.
chip off the old block. you should be proud :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:24 PM
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12. "I understand that Tom Wolfe will be speaking at the Lincoln Center...
what's that.... oh yes of course we are going to fling poo at him"
-Mason the Chimpanzee
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:30 PM
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6. And here I thought...
this was a post about Pickles, that she'd finally lost it :rofl:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:34 PM
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7. Good! The little nipper is begining to develop her arm!
Next step is the MAJOR LEAGUES!

:bannerwavingsmilie:
:foamfingerwavingsmilie:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:23 PM
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11. YES!!!
First female major leaguer!!!
:bannerwavingsmilie:
:foamfingerwavingsmilie:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:02 PM
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8. How old is she?
Luckily, my 3 year old has never had this problem. Supposedly, my brother threw his poo all over as a child.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:08 PM
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9. Okay, okay TMI!!!
Show us the cutesiepie pics and tell us about standing/walking/talking stuff - but ixnay on the oopay ingingflay - OKAY? x(
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:22 PM
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10. Oh yeah she walked yesterday
they told me about it at daycare. I said, "You really need to be careful about that some people will be upset that they didn't see THE first steps". They agreed.

Once she was home we promptly got her to do it again. Three steps from Momma to Poppa laughing the whole way through it.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:30 PM
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13. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!
PM Matcom w/the poo stories, I want to hear cute kid stuff! :bounce:
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:45 PM
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14. That line by Mason
is the most memorable of the movie. I often do it, but my son is also 11. :hi:
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