Do YOU know what Pop Rocks are good for?

[LaraMN]

Besides eating?

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

1. Circle Butts?

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

3. Get out of my thread.

I will cut. you.

:rofl:

[matcom]

11. Vaginal Tightening?

:hide:

[LaraMN]

14. Is that a suggestion?

:crazy:

[taterguy]

2. no, please tell us

[LaraMN]

5. I'm too much too much of a "lady" to tell.

No I'm not.
You can use them for *ahem* intimate enhancement purposes.

[tigereye]

23. that is so weird!

a friend just told me that this was a new "trend" in high schools or something.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. If The Simpsons has taught me anything...

It's that Pop Rocks and a can of soda can be used to make an impromptu grenade, useful in escaping a violent mob of candy convention attendees.

[LaraMN]

6. Well, that's one good use.

Very MacGyver-esque. Not quite what I was thinking of, but I'm starting to believe I should have them on hand for numerous useful purposes.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. They're really an all-purpose candy.

[LaraMN]

8. Ever get them stuck in your throat while they're popping?

Not really a good feeling.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Probably, though I don't remember the last tme I had them.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

12. "I'll see you in hell, candy-boy!" n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Mmm, gummy Venus de Milo.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Making piegons explode?

:evilgrin:

Or so I would imagine, since rice apparently does that. :shrug:

[LaraMN]

17. Ugh!

Some of my classmates tried to use Alka-Selzer on the seagulls during one of our class trips.

[ZombieNixon]

20. Eew.

I've never seen that happen, but I can't imagine it would be pleasant. Poor annoying smelly birdie. :(

[kay1864]

24. You're kidding about the rice, right?

That's a classic urban legend (and untrue).

[jpgray]

13. That's just a myth to worry and titillate the parents of teens

I can't imagine the paroxysms of laughter I would go into if I ever heard the crinkling of a pop rocks bag at that moment in time.

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

16. Myth? What myth?

I have discussed the aforeUNmentioned hypothetical application for them at length with my female friends. Certain individuals professed a deep conviction for their effectiveness. Unconventional uses for Mardi Gras beads also entered into the conversation, but the Pop Rock thing is of particular appeal to me.
:D

[jpgray]

18. Well it's outside my experience, anyway

For better or worse. B-)

One can never look at their "taste the explosion" slogan the same way.

[LaraMN]

19. "Taste the Explosion!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

btdt.
:o :D

[kay1864]

25. "deep" conviction?

:rofl:

[Spider Jerusalem]

30. As opposed to, say, the sound of an Altoids tin opening?

:D

[jpgray]

It's funny--the one wrapper we males must deal with I find easy to open

But I -cannot- open an Altoids tin easily--I am always on the verge of spraying Altoids all over the place after forcing the lid off. I must have breath mint performance anxiety. :cry:

[dolo amber]

21. Ask tigereye.

:hide:

[tigereye]

26. ahem!

see my response above!

a friend from an upscale suburb told me this tale. I haven't heard it in my office or anywhere else for that
matter. I'm just sayin.


:spank:

[jpgray]

27. Whenever I want to know something about bizarre sex acts, I do

:D

[DS1]

22. Yes

[Tyrone Slothrop]

28. Altoids work similarly, FWIW n/t

[LaraMN]

29. That one I'd heard, but the Pop Rocks thing was news to me.

:o

[kay1864]

31. Are they also "enhancing" if...

Men eat them instead?

We need more empirical research on this topic.

DU men, WE NEED DATA!

(Lab results in the morning. If I can get ahold of some Pop Rocks, that is...)

[LaraMN]

32. Yes! Men cay utilize them in similar fashion, in fact I think that should

be requisite! I may have to develop a scientific theory requiring testing of this assertion, though...
:bounce:

[kay1864]

34. Scientific theories need

lots and lots and LOTS of data points to be valid.

:bounce:

[Jazz2006]

36. I'll join your research team as I, ahem,

have some prior knowledge of, and experience with, the subject matter.

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

37. An expert in our midst!

Well thank goodness! Which flavor(s) do I need to acquire?

[Jazz2006]

38. My research indicates that any flavor will suffice, however...

one might choose to avoid certain colors, for aesthetic reasons.

While my research indicates that the effectiveness of the PopRocks is not influenced by the flavor, certain colors may be off-putting to some.

For instance, some things are just not meant to be BLUE. :P

[kay1864]

39. Be sure to enter your research results in the requisite Excel format

And include pictures to corroborate your research.




And .wav files



:hide:

[asthmaticeog]

33. I disagree.

:thumbsdown:

[LaraMN]

35. Vehemently? Painfully?

???

[asthmaticeog]

40. Ambivalently.

:shrug:

On edit: the effort-to-effect ratio was very, very low. Your mileage may vary.