Kenny Rogers not happy with plastic surgery job.

[Swede]

Country music star Kenny Rogers is devastated by the appearance of his face after a botched plastic surgery procedure. The 67-year-old singer became self-conscious about lines around his eyes and decided to have an eye operation last year.

He explains, "I went in and got my eyes done, and I'm not happy about it.(The surgeon) is going to go in and fix that for me. They're too tight around the eyelids for me. It drives me crazy!"

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/04/14/kenny_rogers_unhappy_about_eye_operation

[JVS]

1. Doesn't he know the rules of plastic surgery?

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

[Courtesy Flush]

2. He just checked in

to see what condition his condition was in

[Swede]

3. And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression

Said, if you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

[kay1864]

6. He *can't* fold 'em

That's his problem :rofl:

[onager]

4. Everyone considered him...

...the cowpile of the county.

Country star?

:rofl:

Not since the Reagan Administration. The last time I saw Kenny on TV in L.A., he was appearing on "Paid Programs" and selling space in retirement communities. Or something like that.

[Goblinmonger]

5. I can’t believe your eyes

Wild and blue, warm and willing
I can’t believe your eyes
Is it true what they’re saying?

Women come and go
So many occasions I have to look twice
To catch your second show
One look at you, that’s all I needed tonight

[Dr Fate]

7. Dont take your lids to town. n/t

n/t

[JVS]

8. Ok, what percentage of responses are going to be references to...

song lyrics?

[Dr Fate]

9. Eyelids are too tight- that is what they are(tune of Islands in the Stream

n/t