Post here & I'll tell you what your kid did when you weren't looking!

[LaraMN]

:o :o :o

[ZombieNixon]

1. Shoot.

And tell me where this kid is so I can stay away from it! :o

[LaraMN]

2. Well- I'm going to have to employ future-vision for this, but...

You future son will look up women's skirts from his stroller.

[ZombieNixon]

3. Oh. OK. I can live with that.

:evilgrin:

Now tell me where I can find this future kid's mother. :D

[LaraMN]

5. At the disco.

Better practice your dance moves.

[ZombieNixon]

6. Fuck!

x(

[LaraMN]

8. If you want a little skirt- peeker, that's part of the process, yes.

:P

[Jazz2006]

4. Cool -

What did my darling daughter do when I wasn't looking? :D

[LaraMN]

7. Used your toothbrush

to "comb" a bug.

[Jazz2006]

16. Hahahahaha!!!

Good one!

:rofl:

[progmom]

9. i'm going to guess he tried to scare the cat

am i right?

[LaraMN]

10. Nope.

Made a pig-nose at you when you turned your back, and told the cat you want to eat it eyes. He wanted an ice cream, and you failed him.

[progmom]

11. but i gave him a popsicle!

x(

[Sugar Smack]

12. Ooh, put your future-vision on me too!

I can take it!:o

[LaraMN]

14. She will wear your bras and underwear in front of her friends,

and steal nnns's pen caps, so all his pens dry up, and he gets mad. :7

[Sugar Smack]

17. That sounds like something our offspring would do.

:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

13. No thanks

What they do when I am looking is more than enough. :hi:

[LaraMN]

15. Ha! Don't I know that story!

Hi babe!
:hi:

[LeftyMom]

18. Okay, I guess I'm brave enough to find out.

:scared:

[LaraMN]

20. Now don't get mad, but

he's been eating ants. He says they taste like little, crunchy bits of soy.

[seemunkee]

19. I hate to think about it

[LaraMN]

21. Then rest assured, your child has NOT

slept with your silverware in his/her diaper. Or has he/she?

[Book Lover]

22. OK, sure. I'll bite.

What's my perfect angel of sweetness been up to?

[LaraMN]

23. Carving "Pantera Rules" into furniture at other peoples' homes.

:scared:

[Book Lover]

25. Excellent!

Though I'd rather he be into thrash over hair metal; you can't have everything. My little radical!

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Dear God, no. It's bad enough when I am looking.

[LaraMN]

26. Oh, it's bad.....it's real bad....

She has a crush on Matcom.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. LOL. That's too funny because she was reading the thread

today where he talks about taking her to the prom. She was like :wtf:

[LaraMN]

29. Your poor daughter!

:rofl:

[maveric]

28. You're scaring me, but go ahead.

My 15 year old is trying hard to give me a heart attack.

[LaraMN]

30. She tells people that you are "tainted" and "ungodly"

and draws pictures of you as a gargyle.

[In_The_Wind]

31. Besides trying to climb the curtains.

And bang her food dish around.

What did my lil featherhead do this time?

[LaraMN]

32. She's been plotting the demise of the free world.

It involves an arsenal of those bird seed bells, and a will bent on all-encompassing power. Other than that, she's been pretty good.

[joneschick]

33. ok, *deep sigh of resignation* which one did what?

[LaraMN]

34. The little one. Told the neighbors that you refer to them as

"Mr. and Mrs. Jerkinhoffer."