A really, incredibly bad opening line on a date

[jmowreader]

One of my co-workers returned to the single life about three weeks ago. Her life has improved for the better since then.

And on Friday night, she had her first date of her new post-married life. It didn't go well.

Check this shit out: the first thing this asshole said to her was, "I'm allergic to latex."

Then he took her to a "romantic dinner" at McDonalds.

Followed by a splendid evening at "his club"--which she described as "the sleaziest titty bar in Fayetteville." (I'm not going to ask where she got her frame of reference.)

He then attempted to drive her home...with a six-pack of Old English 800 in him. (Old English 800 is one of America's finer malt liquors...after it goes through its original purchaser. Industrial ethanol is then added to return it to its original potency.) She told him to call one of his buddies to come get them...one of his SOBER buddies.

After all that, he then reminded her of his latex sensitivity problem...

[gollygee]

1. HAHAHA

that is a classic bad first date :D

Worth it just for the laugh though! She's got a story to tell forever! :D

[seemunkee]

2. So is she going out with him again?

I think it would be hard to top the first one.

[jmowreader]

5. She won't be

I believe her stated unwillingness to screw him even at gunpoint, condom or no condom, was the end of that relationship.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Anybody else will be a huge improvement after that date.

[kiraboo]

4. As a woman who is soon to return to the single life,

that's just the kind of thing I like to read! Sigh.