I have poo in my pocket

[underpants]

I had a physical on Tuesday. Everything looks to be fine. Could lose a few pounds but the Doc knows I am working on it. Blood pressure, HDL's, Cholesterol, the whole thing looks fine. And yes he did look ALL over

:wow:

Anyway as part of the exam I was given a Hemoccult to take home and provide TWO samples. I won't go into that.

So I stop by the Dr.s office this morning to drop it off and they all not open and there is no mail slot through which to drop off my poo.

So I have it in a plastic bag with my name on it in my pocket.

I thought I would share.

[matcom]

1. FLING IT!

:bounce:

:rofl:

[underpants]

4. Do NOT

google "poo fling" and hit images.



This not the second photo on the first line.

[Richardo]

2. Ah yes, the Hemoccult

A more unpleasant chore I am hard pressed to imagine. :hurts:

On the bright side: Today, you can speak in the first person plural. When someone says "Who's 'we'? Do you have a turd in your pocket?" you can say "Two as a matter of fact. Want to see?"

Hilarity will ensue.

[underpants]

5. What two?

Me and my POO!!!! :bounce:

[swag]

3. Heck of a deal, that.

[peekaloo]

6. Maybe someone will trade for it at lunch.

[underpants]

7. YES!!!

that would be awesome

[Richardo]

9. This guy has expressed interest in a trade...

[underpants]

10. Ringo?

:bounce:

[Hugin]

8. You never know when you'll need a baggy of poo...

Believe me...

It's a MUST HAVE fashion accessory!

[riona]

11. Thank you so much for sharing

It goes to show you - we do share EVERYTHING in the Lounge.

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Locking.

And I'm speaking for these two guys, too: (Hint, watch 'Brazil.')



Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
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