Monday list thread (renamed from "Sedalia, Missouri")

[swag]

Bike instead
Deal with inevitable Monday morning problems
Avoid impending emotional shitstorm in that one corner of office at all costs
Install new switches
DD thing - finish it
epc - finish it
S&P, Moody's - finish it
TC's new station
Get ready for that Tuesday meeting
Review security audit
Order that CAET thing
Thank K for lunch
Call KR about dinner (Memorial Day weekend?)
Get something for Wendi for her birthday (Reading Frenzy?)
Review all other broken promises and try to make good
Hydrate
Bike home
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[SmileyBoy]

1. What about??

:shrug:

[swag]

6. Lo siento mucho, mi amigo.

[ZombieNixon]

2. Possum Crotch, West Virginia

Oh, I thought this was a free association thread. :crazy:

[SmileyBoy]

3. West Pissfart, North Dakota.

Hyuck.

[ZombieNixon]

4. Sister Rape, Alabama

Thanks to Rabrrrrrr for that one. :D

[SmileyBoy]

5. No Job, New Mexico.

:D

[ZombieNixon]

7. Whoa, I think my parents live there!

Oh, no, wait, that's Farmington, New Mexico.

:crazy:

[swag]

8. The ol' bait and switch.

I am a salary man, after all.

Free associate to your heart's content.

Excellent job so far.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Bait...switch...

dominatrix? :shrug:

[swag]

10. Vominatrix!

She's in the gray helmet and fancy stockings. Best jammer of the evening!