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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 02:53 AM
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The Definitive "Are You a Prole" Test
Are You a Prole?





My results:

Inner Party Member
77% Intelligence, 17% Gullibilty
In order to determine whether or not you are a prole, we tested a general knowledge of the world around you and your reaction to it, and called it intelligence. Your abilty to accept what you are told when you should know better gave you your gullibilty... Oh comrade, you have excelled yourself. However, your result has exposed your links to the party. Only a true party member could know that so much of what we are told is bull, and that knowledge is the key to power. There is no need to advise you-you know what is going on to the Nth degree. How do you sleep at night? In a big, warm cosy bed with a blanket made of bank-notes...
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 03:04 AM
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1. The same, but with 82% Intelligence, 9% Gullibilty.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 03:08 AM
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2. Interesting test...
Inner Party Member

78% Intelligence, 15% Gullibilty

In order to determine whether or not you are a prole, we tested a general knowledge of the world around you and your reaction to it, and called it intelligence. Your abilty to accept what you are told when you should know better gave you your gullibilty... Oh comrade, you have excelled yourself. However, your result has exposed your links to the party. Only a true party member could know that so much of what we are told is bull, and that knowledge is the key to power. There is no need to advise you-you know what is going on to the Nth degree. How do you sleep at night? In a big, warm cosy bed with a blanket made of bank-notes...
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 03:16 AM
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3. Does it really need my e-mail?
I took the quiz.. I refuse to give them my e-mail.. Did, I miss something? (perhaps a way to not give out my addy)
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 03:18 AM
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4. No
You don't need to sign up if you don't want to. Just leave the box for "member name" blank when on the last page and it will take you right to your score rather than going to a sign up page for OkCupid.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 03:20 AM
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6. Ahhh, thanks..
I don't want to redo the test.. Maybe next time.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 03:19 AM
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5. Here's my results:
Inner Party Member
73% Intelligence, 18% Gullibilty
In order to determine whether or not you are a prole, we tested a general knowledge of the world around you and your reaction to it, and called it intelligence. Your abilty to accept what you are told when you should know better gave you your gullibilty... Oh comrade, you have excelled yourself. However, your result has exposed your links to the party. Only a true party member could know that so much of what we are told is bull, and that knowledge is the key to power. There is no need to advise you-you know what is going on to the Nth degree. How do you sleep at night? In a big, warm cosy bed with a blanket made of bank-notes...
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 03:21 AM
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7. 79/12
the lyin' commie bastards!
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 03:46 AM
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8. Yeah! 84% Intelligence, 9% Gullibilty
You scored higher than 83% on Intelligence
You scored higher than 0% on Gullibilty
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 05:23 AM
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9. 77/17
:D
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 06:15 AM
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10. Inner Party Member

79% Intelligence, 15% Gullibilty
In order to determine whether or not you are a prole, we tested a general knowledge of the world around you and your reaction to it, and called it intelligence. Your abilty to accept what you are told when you should know better gave you your gullibilty... Oh comrade, you have excelled yourself. However, your result has exposed your links to the party. Only a true party member could know that so much of what we are told is bull, and that knowledge is the key to power. There is no need to advise you-you know what is going on to the Nth degree. How do you sleep at night? In a big, warm cosy bed with a blanket made of bank-notes...
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:54 AM
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11. 79/15
Inner Party :-)
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 09:11 AM
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12. 78% Intelligence, 15% Gullibilty
Inner Party Member
78% Intelligence, 15% Gullibilty
In order to determine whether or not you are a prole, we tested a general knowledge of the world around you and your reaction to it, and called it intelligence. Your abilty to accept what you are told when you should know better gave you your gullibilty... Oh comrade, you have excelled yourself. However, your result has exposed your links to the party. Only a true party member could know that so much of what we are told is bull, and that knowledge is the key to power. There is no need to advise you-you know what is going on to the Nth degree. How do you sleep at night? In a big, warm cosy bed with a blanket made of bank-notes...
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