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[azmouse]

1. Hope you pick a winner!

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2. Some classic Ralph

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
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Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!
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Ralph: Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: My cat's name is Mittens
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Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...
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Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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[Jed Dilligan]

3. They forgot...

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"