Belated Brazilian Happy Orgasm Day, Lounge!!!!!!!!!

[flvegan]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2005/05/09/international/i104040D07.DTL

Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast — until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.

Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.

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More at above link. It was May 9th, and I missed it. I failed to rise to the occasion and achieve an appropriate celebration for Orgasm Day.

I figure that this is the trifecta.

1. It's not a sex thread. Rather, it's bona fide;
2. I got to say "orgasm" and
3. Yes, it's Brazilian.

How many is a brazillion, anyway?

If I could Recommend my own thread for the Greatest, this...this would be it.

[ZombieNixon]

1. A brazillion orgasms?

Recommended. :D

[KitchenWitch]

2. THIS is SOOOOOOOOOO getting locked!

[flvegan]

4. Why? It's bona fide.

It's a legit holiday in a legit part of the world. I wish the USA had Orgasm Day. Shit, that's a bumper sticker right there.

[Mutley]

3. I'm going to campaign for this in my town.

:D

[ForrestGump]

6. I live in Las Vegas

Kind of a moot point here. :D

[Mutley]

7. I live somewhere boring.

:(

We need this.

[miss_american_pie]

14. Campaign for multiple days

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

15. :o

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Deja Q]

5. Sorry, but I've never been there.

:P

[LeftyMom]

8. And I didn't even get a card.

:(

[KitchenWitch]

9. RUTROH!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

10. I do think

I made up for it between then and now...

[LeftyMom]

11. If you didn't

I'm kid-free tomorrow night. :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. IBTL! My dear flvegan!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thank you for the much-needed laugh! *wipes eyes* Whooooeeeeeee......

What an inspired thread this is!


:loveya: :hug:

[flvegan]

16. My dear CaliforniaPeggy

What laugh (nudge, nudge)? This is a bona fide holiday in another part of the world. We should be more open to the celebrations of others. We should be in the position of missionary when we seek to work outside a specific community, seeking to understand their traditions, their additional positions and what brings them pleasure (wink, wink).

What?

[ZombieNixon]

17. Why can't we be in the position of

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[flvegan]

20. Whoa!

Deleted post, but not a deleted subject line. It's like the flux capacitor has kicked into overdrive...

Faker...

[ZombieNixon]

21. Teehee!

:hide:

[flvegan]

22. I just can't believe

that it's not butter.

I can't...I won't.

[ZombieNixon]

23. I've heard Vaseline works just as well.

:hide:

[flvegan]

24. You use

Vaseline to cook with?

Crazy.

[ZombieNixon]

25. I'm a poor college student.

You have to use what you can get. :D

(Trust me, it's not bad with enough microwaving. :crazy:)

[flvegan]

26. Per oz

Vaseline seems pricey compared to alternatives.

Meh...what do I know. I missed Orgasm Day.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. ....

:rofl: :rofl:








What, indeed! :silly:

[rug]

13. Delayed orgasms are more intense.

[dpbrown]

19. I recommended your thread...

...one :kick: for the Trifecta!

[flvegan]

27. Thank you!

It's at 4. This is a growing holiday. Were I a more cunning linguist, I think I'd be able to spread the word around more.

[dpbrown]

28. It's a lot of work

Sometimes we have to work like a dog to mount the right strategy for overwhelming success.

[flvegan]

29. I just don't want to be

anal about my penetration on this.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :rofl:


:spank: :spank: :spank:

[LeftyMom]

32. I don't know whether to be more shocked and embarassed

that he posted that or that you were so very amused by it.

[flvegan]

34. Don't hate me for my

lack of desire from penetration in an anal perspective.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. How about neither? NO worries, my dear LeftyMom......

He is being naughty, and I doubt very much that he can help it.....

After all, he is far away from you......

And he loves and needs you.......:hug:

[u4ic]

31. In a democratic society

we can't discriminate for married couples only...:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[flvegan]

33. Agreed. That's why

I think Orgasm Day should be practiced by all, shared and sent forth as a positive experience.

If you can bring someone to Orgasm Day, I say let them rejoice. Let them enjoin in a positive experience.

[Blue_Tires]

35. I SO need to move there, like yesterday