Why do my threads seem to die?

[RedXIII]

Is it because of me? :-(

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. Yup.

:P :P

:kick:

:rofl:

[NNadir]

2. You have to feed them. Manure and crushed bone usually helps.

Especially if they are Kudzu.

[jukes]

7. kudzu *never* dies...

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[NNadir]

16. Do you mean Kudzu itself, or Kudzu threads?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. It's a defense mechanism...

Like armadillos and opossums. They aren't really dead, of course.

[LostInAnomie]

4. Probably because they are always filled with praise for...

... frotteurism.

[TimeChaser]

5. I dunno, but I really enjoyed the link you posted earlier

:hi:

[NNadir]

6. Your thread is still alive.

[Haole Girl]

8. Don't feel badly, mine die too.

And it is because of me!

Edit: HA! I originally wrote, "mind die too." Well, of course I needed to correct that!

[qnr]

23. If it's any consolation, I used to get 1-2 replies. Now it seems no one

even looks. They just stay big, fat goose eggs :) -- at least this one is doing pretty good for you!

Teach me to sleep-type... replied to the wrong post, however, if I had to have picked the wrong one to reply to, this would have been it.

[jukes]

9. it's *not* you

unless you've already got a rep like mine. i'm an argumentative, conceited prick; hence, the failure of most of my threads.


mostly, it just takes some X to get known y appreciated in the lounge. i sugg you post in lots of other threads y make contact w/ others here that way; establish yourself as a DUer w/ your unique personality y rack up your post-count.

just don't take it personally if you fail to make a big splash w/ your own threads for awhile. keep plugging away.

*I*, on the other hand, take *everygoddam* thing personally; i just don't give a fuck. worx for me...

:woohoo: :woohoo: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[ContraBass Black]

10. Are you overwatering?

[Ryano42]

11. Me Too!

I had a thread last week with some rockin lyrics and <crickets> :mad:

Here's some water to make yours grow! :hug:

[no name no slogan]

19. Lyrics threads die quick deaths

unless they're Steely Dan or something really really atrocious, like "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life"

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. Steely Dan lyrics threads shoot right to the top.

Not that I know from experience, or anything....

*whistles*

:evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

12. They all die, after a time.

Some take off, but most just die.

[LSK]

13. cuz you dont post the brazilian joke

:popcorn:

[MissMillie]

14. I haven't gotten more than one reply

for a thread (except in the fitness forum) in over a week.

[jukes]

15. maybe because

you never re-visit them, dickweed.

[MissB]

17. Bwahahahahahaha

:spray:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Perhaps they're eating

too much fresh fruit.

[Arugula Latte]

21. What if someone comes at your with a QUINCE?!?!

:o

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Simply pull the lever

and the 16-tonne-weight will fall on him.




Then you eat the pureed quince.

[mdmc]

22. k/r

peace!