CanuckAmok
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Mon May-15-06 10:54 PM
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And now it's time for "Ask a Gwar Fan". |
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Wherein you post your questions/problems/concerns, and I, a Gwar fan, respond with the most appropriate advice.
So... who's first?
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Blue-Jay
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Mon May-15-06 11:03 PM
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1. Which brains taste best? |
CanuckAmok
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Mon May-15-06 11:09 PM
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Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!! Party all day....Party all nite!!! Hey there girl--Do you like my big dick? Hey there baby--suck it!!! Til it gets real thick! Rock and roll, party town. Rock and roll, gonna pary down!!
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Mon May-15-06 11:11 PM
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monkey dick or kitty dick?
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CanuckAmok
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Mon May-15-06 11:12 PM
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I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills in dicing up worms and making love to road- kills. The decadence of your lives was just as clear a glass--Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!!
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Mon May-15-06 11:20 PM
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5. Man, the last Gwar show was awesome. My question is |
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Tue May-16-06 12:21 AM
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He tried and fried until the rusted hinges sighed, and then he stepped inside! He found her there, swimming in her seaweed hair, looking vaguely like a lover who has hung herself with underwear.
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Mon May-15-06 11:21 PM
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6. Who makes the best mallets and hatchets? |
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Tue May-16-06 12:19 AM
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8. I saw Yig. Yig saw me. n/t |
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Mon May-15-06 11:45 PM
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7. How do you hide money from a hippy? |
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Tue May-16-06 12:20 AM
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9. Put it under the soap! |
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Tue May-16-06 08:22 AM
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Tue May-16-06 12:26 AM
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11. How many sex slaves is it appropriate for one man to own? |
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Edited on Tue May-16-06 12:26 AM by LostInAnomie
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Tue May-16-06 12:40 AM
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I have come as a feral thing, clutching at your bloated underbelly Let the agony, of the is to be Be the shrieks, the warnings of the death screams Pummeling the wretched, crushing the defiler Pummeling the wretched-aye! Slay them all let them come, let them come, let them come They've come for Meat Sandwich (crucify)
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Tue May-16-06 12:42 AM
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15. Word! I'm hearing that shit! |
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Tue May-16-06 12:28 AM
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12. How could one kill Gwar? |
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And which member of Gwar is getting married in Washington, DC in June?
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Tue May-16-06 12:42 AM
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Parasitical scum, you die so easily But you always have sickened me Your will enslaved, you grovel for more Soon your bowels will litter the floor Cannibalistic depravity Bereft of all humanity A fitting feast of abject insanity A dark curtain before last calamity There is but one way to give the egg life Murder the innocent souls Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed Their skulls are fashioned into bowls You masses of humans are gagging in glee Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me If you're really lucky I'll vomit on thee I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee Sunder your forms with my withering hacks Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack I got a bunch of them here in my sack I slaughtered your daughters, I mangled your sons If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come The end of your race, we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and Beef the midwife But it takes so long, how can I cut slack Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child? Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby We infected his being with evil drugs So he would grow up and be a thug Destroy the planet, the world he will mug The human race will die and we will just shrug
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Tue May-16-06 08:29 AM
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17. HA! They're from Richmond. |
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I used to catch the bus in front of the Slave Pit.
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Tue May-16-06 08:41 AM
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18. Does this make me look fat? |
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Tue May-16-06 08:48 AM
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19. Dear Oderous Urungus (CanuckAmok) |
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Hey man, you remember me? I remember you. I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed and the really bad tattoo now I'm getting twenty-to-life for killing the guy who was humping my wife and I thought I'd write a letter to you...
Scallop boat, yeah baby Scallop boat, I.V. coke yeah baby I.V. coke on the scallop, on the scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat I made some money there I used to do the I.V. Coke I lost my money there
Scallop boat, yeah baby Scallop boat, I.V. coke yeah baby I.V. coke on the scallop, on the scallop boat
Now I'm in jail and I do as I'm able got caught smoking crack so they cut of my cable could you maybe come by and bust me outa here?
But there's one thing that I don't understand I thought the South Pole was the home of the band do you just, keep your slaves in Richmond?
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Tue May-16-06 08:48 AM
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20. What is Blank Unt Huge about? |
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