CONFESS!!! Porn - do you go all out or just stick with the basics

[arwalden]

It seems anymore that the standards for Porn Night is to take all of our hard earned money from our jobs and blow it on high-quality, high production values, well-acted, porn with a plot.

And then there are others who are satisfied with old 70's porn... transferred onto DVD (or mpeg's) from 8mm silent movies and betamax video tapes. The kind with NO plot, bad music, and dubbed dialog.

So tell me about your porn - is it high-quality, or just the basics.

[mdmc]

1. uh,

my porn is pretty clean (just pics of girls), no action....

[asthmaticeog]

2. The '70s stuff where they try to actually act is hilarious.

If one hasn't seen Joey Silvera as a private detective -- solving the case AND giving his improbable wang frequent and vigorous workouts on all the suspects -- then one just hasn't properly seen porn, IMO.

[TheMightyFavog]

51. Ahh yes, 70s porn... The hair... my god, the hair...

Where those poor women look like they are being schtupped by sasquatch.

[terrya]

3. For me, Al Parker was the height of gay porn.

But let's face it, gay porn doesn't really have plots to speak of.

[arwalden]

10. Aahhh... Those Colt Men And Falcon Men.

[terrya]

13. Ah....

Yes, indeed. :-)

[donheld]

57. Titan has done some very good things too

They're not all twinks.

[meegbear]

17. I can dig him ...

I just go by the cover photos - if I like what I see, I get it.

[arwalden]

28. Three Words: William. Higgins. Production.

I get all tingly just thinking about it.

[terrya]

39. William Higgins Productions were very all right

One of my favorite "perfomers", the great Rick Donovan, was in several William Higgins videos. Yum.

[arwalden]

44. One Of My Favorites Too! -- Apparently...

... he's still alive! :-) A lot of my old favorites aren't with us anymore.

[terrya]

58. I read somewhere that he retired years ago.

He's living in San Diego, I recall. :-)

Yes...too many of them aren't around anymore. :-(

[LynneSin]

4. I'm having a spasm from laughing so fricking hard

Make it stop - I don't want to wet myself!

[asthmaticeog]

5. See, now that would be going all-out.

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

11. ..

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

25. aaahaahahahaha

brilliant :)

[idgiehkt]

29. it's in the eye of the beholder, I think

I don't really like watching it too much.

But my secret joy is Tom of Finland. I love those drawings, I think they are so beautiful. I guess that is the closest thing to porn that I have.

[Orrex]

32. Film it!

You could feature prominently in the follow-up thread!

[derby378]

50. You just had to throw yourself into that one, didn't you?

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. If the dolphin isn't on fire, it's just boring anymore.

:shrug:

[prolesunited]

7. I don't have any porn

Just can't say it ever interested me. Am I some kind of mutant?

[debbierlus]

14. Porn is Yucky

Whatever floats your boat...

But, YUCK

[Crazy Dave]

8. I haven't seen any in a while so...

...do they still play the same music for every movie?

[XNASA]

9. The basics.

It's POV or nothing.

[asthmaticeog]

19. What about POV FFM ATM?

:shrug:

[XNASA]

21. A-OK!!

:patriot:

[Spaceman Spiff]

12. I usually stick with the kind of stuff

you find on the DirecTV porn channels. I did go to the video store recently, though, and rented a movie with a hot chick on the cover but didn't read the "WARNING" label. There wasn't any man-on-man gay shit or anything involving animals but what was on there sure as hell wasn't my cup of tea.

I guess what I'm trying to say is: If there is a warning label on a porn movie then heed it!

[Puglover]

38. "Man on Man gay shit or anything involving animals"

nice. Very nice. :sarcasm:

FYI there are alot of gay folks here at DU that might take issue with your verbiage. I'm one of them.

Welcome to DU BTW.

:hi:

[donheld]

56. I'm the second of that

Welcome to DU Spaceman Spiff. However, be nice to us gay men. It's not gay shit!

[maxsolomon]

15. "Porn Night"?

no kids at home, eh?

[Spaceman Spiff]

16. Nope

[TheProphetess]

18. Good question - hilarious copycat!

I bow to you:

Now, I'll be 100% honest with ya, my porn collection consists of taped videos from the "Spice Network" when a friend of mine was getting it for free (this is the truth - something weird happened when they changed cable providers and Spice was on all day long - of course, you didn't have to turn to that channel, but we did now and then). So, we taped a bunch of videos and that's what I've got. The only tape I ever bought went to a bachelorette party.

Ok, so I'm feeling like I should upgrade. Any good suggestions? Of course, I don't like it when it consists of women being spanked, slapped, hair-pulled, etc., but otherwise I'm not prudish (no offense to those who dislike porn). :hi:


And, here's a cute video about the internet and porn sent to me awhile back by a very kind (and funny) DUer when I was feeling sad and needed some cheering up:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7997646050642417046&q=more+porn

[taterguy]

20. got plenty of suggestions

What do you like watching and what format are you looking for?

[TheProphetess]

33. How to answer this question without revealing all of my inner desires?

Like I said, I don't mind porn as long as it doesn't include "playfully" beating up women (and I say that with the most tact I can without nonverbal cues to help get my point across). I hate seeing women spanked, slapped, having their hair pulled, etc.

Plus, I don't like seeing starved girls who look like minors and have their ribs showing. Othewise, I don't mind seeing sexual acts between adults. No animals or fetish stuff; just sexual acts are fine.

[taterguy]

34. the safe answer

Is to recommend films made by Candida Royalle, very hot but not exploitive since they're made by a woman

[TheProphetess]

36. Why, thank you, taterguy

Sounds "hot" (using my terrible Paris Hilton immitation voice). :evilgrin:

[taterguy]

40. so hot I've never watched one all the way through

Spouse and I start one and then decide we'd rather do something other than watch a movie

[TheProphetess]

42. Hmmm....

Well, I've certainly written down the name and will keep my eyes open when the chance to upgrade presents itself. :hi:

[seemunkee]

22. Grainy 8mm is the best

It makes it look more naughty and Candy Barr was the best

[LSK]

23. dubbed dialog kicks ass!!!!

I love them naked lip synching French porn stars.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Rowdyboy]

24. Lots of pretty European scenery, castles, barns, interspersed with....

well, you know. Some decent musical scores. William Higgins does some really sensuous work, among others. Quite a few "amateurs" too, interesting for other reasons. Pretty much something for any mood.

[redqueen]

26. all out...

basics...

it's all good :)


okay well not ALL... but yeah... sorta out there is still good. :)

[Deep13]

27. Illegal Mexican porn stars are taking cocks American porn stars don't want

[arwalden]

30. ~~

:rofl:
:rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LSK]

31. this changes everything

We gotta stop those illegals!!!

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

35. Not only that, all our porn stars' genitals are being outsourced to India

[asthmaticeog]

37. Thank you, come again.

[arwalden]

45. OMG!! I Can't Believe You Said That.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

41. Damnit, I hate when the copycat thread is better than my original

:cry:

[arwalden]

43. Well... Don't Feel Too Bad. Anything With "Porn" In It...

... is going to get more replies than the original. Sorry.

[AccessGranted]

46. I Go All Out (Kind of)

Oh well, what the hell. I have no shame. Peter North and Mr. Marcus.....oh my goodness! I'll look at anything unless it's sadistic and too demented or sicko. It's supposed to be fun and pleasurable not brutal or painful!

[Stevendsmith]

47. Ginger Lynn. (n/t)

[Blue_Tires]

48. and the blackmail file on the DU Lounge

gets another fat folder! :evilgrin: :silly: :crazy: :rofl: :yoiks:

[arwalden]

59. Oh Dear!!

:spray:

[madrchsod]

49. 70`s and early 80`s

when the women were real and could actually fake a really good orgazim. vhs and beta only

[jadedconformist]

52. I'm thinking about...

recommending this for the "Greatest threads" thing. Not sure how that would turn out. :yoiks:

[Placebo]

53. Ask General Hayden!

I'm sure he knows more about my porn habits than I do.

[NMMNG]

54. Wha???

high-quality, high production values, well-acted, porn with a plot.


There is such a thing? :rofl:

I don't actually have any porn, not that I'm opposed to it in any way. I'm just more into erotica. I have a few books of lesbian erotica, and if I ever came across some lesbian erotica DVDs I'd probably watch or buy them.

[mongo]

61. Girlfriends films is a lesbian production company

Never seen their product, but it gets good reviews.

http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/ice/studio2/Girlfriends+Films/a/Girlfriends+Films.htm

[Broken_Hero]

55. its high quality, but basic...

magazines, and movies...mostly lesbian porn...I love it, to death. :)

[HughBeaumont]

60. No toys, no men.

Those are the rules. And no, it doesn't get boring provided the cameramen aren't stoned on cocaine.