Seriously - this is a DU Photoshop contest if I ever saw one (WARNING)

[LynneSin]

[Benfea]

1. I don't get it.

How could Photoshop make it any more ridiculous than it already is?

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Dammit!

I'm trying to eat here! :puke:

[LynneSin]

3. do you understand the concept of WARNING

Or do you just ignore it anyways and look

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. The warning was not specific to diners

and the high probability of regurgitation by same.

Oughta say somethin' like "BARF WARNING!"

[texas1928]

4. They air brushed out her Adam's Apple.

I guess she got tired of being called a man.

[jukes]

8. *OR*

the effects of the last hormone-series has kicked in...

[KitchenWitch]

6. Hey, where has SwampRat been??

this is PERFECT for the SwampRat treatment.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. I've seen him kicking around GD.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

9. Been done

[bertha katzenengel]

10. how is that person living?

Skeletor. Give it a sandwich. :shudder:

[texas1928]

11. And another thing.

She farts in church and blames it on the sweet old lady in front of her.

[LynneSin]

14. Pul-lease - show me proof that woman actually goes to church

She's probably too hungover from a late night of partying

[idgiehkt]

12. has she undergone a chastity examination?

because otherwise I don't want to hear it...actually my money is on her having had at least one abortion...right in that category with Condi Rice and Harriet Myers as well.

[XemaSab]

15. She's probably a born again virgin

And again, and again, and again....

Also, as far as I know we don't yet have the technology to enable transgendered persons to concieve. :shrug:

[idgiehkt]

13. has she undergone a chastity examination?

because otherwise I don't want to hear it...actually my money is on her having had at least one abortion...right in that category with Condi Rice and Harriet Myers as well.