I wish real life was like DU

[XemaSab]

and you could put your shitty former boyfriends on ignore and just never have to see or deal with them in any capacity ever again.

[Mutley]

1. I'll drink to that.

:beer:

[uppityperson]

2. Way.

I finally have 1 on ignore. It has taken yrs, but have done it. I wish I could do this with real life also. ps, it is no one in the lounge

[NNadir]

6. I too resisted for years, but I now have 2 people on ignore.

I kind of like it. I'll try not to become to fond of it though.

[ZombieNixon]

3. Amen to that.

I think I posted a thread with a similar sentiment during my recent ex crisis.

'Cept I wasn't as nice about it and used terms like "fuck off" and "stupid bitch." :)

[idgiehkt]

4. my ex only pops up in my life when she's pissed at her latest girlfriend

it drives me nuts...it's like that Dolly Parton song 'here you come again'.
she just sticks around til she's gotten me all nostalgic for what we had and then 'poof' she's gone again for six months to a a year again...

so yes, permanent ignore would be nice.

[tjwmason]

5. Who have you just put on ignore then?

Or is it the other way round?

If so, we'll come over and beat him/them to a pulp and dump his body in a local river for you. :hi:

[XemaSab]

7. Eh, this dude I used to go out with

Just posted a message to a discussion board.

He's an asshole. Don't date guys named David.

[xmas74]

16. Second.

[DS1]

8. That's just what I need

Bodyguards

[Midlodemocrat]

10. They're called moderators, doofus.

:eyes:

BTW, How's that photoshop coming along?

[Blue-Jay]

11. You need a bodyguard?

I hear this guy is looking for some work:

[DS1]

14. For the somewhate obscurity of that

:applause:

[TimeChaser]

9. ... I don't have any former boyfriends...

But I have a lot of former friends who I'd love to put on ignore...

[HEyHEY]

12. And HEyHEY would move in on you as soon as he heard you are single

Hey, Babee.... whatya say?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

13. hallelujah!

:D

[xmas74]

15. Just tell them to fuck off and stay out of your face

or you will castrate them w/ a dull, rusty grapefruit spoon.

Always worked wonders for me.

[kiraboo]

17. Aw, for me it's the other way around! He's put me on ignore

while I can't bear to do the same.... just in case! :banghead:

[Twillig]

18. Real life is like DU

You are surrounded by people that believe the craziest fucking shit possible. But on the whole they are not so bad.